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>Leave crutches in dining room yesterday while using the counters for support
>cook lunch
>try to head to bedroom to eat without crutches
>fall over, luckily not on my broken leg
>scream for the neighbors to help
>help doesn't come, phone is in bedroom
>cry for 20 minutes before crawl to crutches and pick myself up again
>go to bed and masturbate
>go to sleep
>wake up and ask myself why I'm such an idiot
>remembers I'm a failed abortion
>cook lunch
>try to head to bedroom to eat without crutches
>fall over, luckily not on my broken leg
>scream for the neighbors to help
>help doesn't come, phone is in bedroom
>cry for 20 minutes before crawl to crutches and pick myself up again
>go to bed and masturbate
>go to sleep
>wake up and ask myself why I'm such an idiot
>remembers I'm a failed abortion
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Spikedpikes wrote...
>Leave crutches in dining room yesterday while using the counters for support
>cook lunch
>try to head to bedroom to eat without crutches
>fall over, luckily not on my broken leg
>scream for the neighbors to help
>help doesn't come, phone is in bedroom
>cry for 20 minutes before crawl to crutches and pick myself up again
>go to bed and masturbate
>go to sleep
>wake up and ask myself why I'm such an idiot
>remembers I'm a failed abortion
Dude chill the fuck out and stop being suicidal... Life is worth living... Oh wait this is the internet.
I have some good advice for you then. Have you ever had problems getting mold off your walls? Then just follow these quick and easy steps and your worries about mold will end... forever!
>Buy Clorox. Not off-brand bleach, that shit is weak.
>Buy Windex. Also name-brand. Best streak-free mold cleaning power.
>Buy a $1 spray bottle from dollar tree.
>Go home, and make sure to close all of your windows and turn off any fans and/or air conditioners. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP DON'T SKIP IT.
>Remove the lid.
>Pour the Windex in first.
>Proceed to quickly pour the bleach in, as fast as you possibly can.
>Let it sit or spill it all over the floor, it doesn't matter at this point.
Your house mold will no longer cause you any grief, ever! Your worries about mold will be gone for good!
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Complete Horizon wrote...
Spikedpikes wrote...
>Leave crutches in dining room yesterday while using the counters for support
>cook lunch
>try to head to bedroom to eat without crutches
>fall over, luckily not on my broken leg
>scream for the neighbors to help
>help doesn't come, phone is in bedroom
>cry for 20 minutes before crawl to crutches and pick myself up again
>go to bed and masturbate
>go to sleep
>wake up and ask myself why I'm such an idiot
>remembers I'm a failed abortion
Dude chill the fuck out and stop being suicidal... Life is worth living... Oh wait this is the internet.
I have some good advice for you then. Have you ever had problems getting mold off your walls? Then just follow these quick and easy steps and your worries about mold will end... forever!
>Buy Clorox. Not off-brand bleach, that shit is weak.
>Buy Windex. Also name-brand. Best streak-free mold cleaning power.
>Buy a $1 spray bottle from dollar tree.
>Go home, and make sure to close all of your windows and turn off any fans and/or air conditioners. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP DON'T SKIP IT.
>Remove the lid.
>Pour the Windex in first.
>Proceed to quickly pour the bleach in, as fast as you possibly can.
>Let it sit or spill it all over the floor, it doesn't matter at this point.
Your house mold will no longer cause you any grief, ever! Your worries about mold will be gone for good!
wat i was joking lol
still this was pretty clever trying to bait me into suicide but sadly im not that dumb
respect