So an orc is chasing a gnome through the woods one day when they run into a djinn. Annoyed the djinn offers to grants each of them three wishes. The orc goes first and says "I wish all the orcs in my village were women!"
Next the gnome goes and he wishes for a riding dog. The orc laughs at him for wasting his wish and then takes his second wish. "On second thought I wish all the orcs in the kingdom were women!" The gnome takes his second go and wishes for a saddle for his riding dog. "Ha!" says the orc "You continue to waste your wishes when you could wish for mountains of gold to buy anything you want! For my final wish I wish all the orcs in the world were female!" The gnome then proceeds to saddle his dog and ride away, and just as he is about to disappear over the horizon he calls back "I wish Mr. Orc was gay!"
Gnomes ftw!
The Cleric says: I can kill anything in one round.
The Fighter says: I can kill anything in one action.
The Wizard says: I can kill anything before it's even my turn.
The Bard says: I can get three idiots to kill anything for me.
Also bards ftw!
Why do I post this you ask?
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