well, here goes
First up, some ancient wisdom :
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
The general who knows his enemy, but not himself, shall win as many battles as he loses.
The general who knows himself, but not his enemy, shall win as many battles as he loses.
The general who knows himself as well as his enemy, shall never know defeat.
The general who knows not himself nor his enemy shall never know victory.
The early bird might get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Do unto others, and then run like hell.
And now for the finish, a poem :
Here I sit
mindlessly typing
for the damn thing has left me
like a rapper for some bling.
I hope that I win
I hope that I lose
infact I'm so conflicted
no, wait it's the booze
Penguins are kool
marshmallows are yummy
and I have both
well, the penguins are gummy
All around the Mulberry bush
this penguin chased his porn
will he ever catch it?
I think so, 'cause that's not a horn
This is another from a long line
of some that are on deviantart.com
and so I'd like to point out
This is how the Marshmallow crumbles.
THAT DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING!