If our world is the world of Pokemon
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I apologise if this belongs in another topic, but since it overlaps with anime and gaming and has pretty much nothing to do with either since we are not discussing the anime episodes nor any of the game versions. My argument suggests that this post belongs here.
If Pokemon exists in the real world, which I guess it means there are no other animals since Pokemon are the animals of that world and things get a bit complicated and fcked up. This is what I imagine the world to be like:
Anyway, let's brainstorm!!
1. I've never seen Pokemon meat farm or anything in the anime but it seems they eat Pokemon in the manga? Apparently the manga versions are quite dark. Anyway, either everyone's vegetarian and get their meat source from somewhere like Quorn or people just eat Pokemon which gives me the chills to think about it. Ehm, Tepork anyone?
2. Our homes and buildings insurances would be super expensive depending on what type of Pokemon we own. Huges one like Onix will probably make it cost more than your land and house put together.
3. Team Plasma who want to free the pkmn from people are probably one of those animal rights activists who scream "MEAT IS MURDER" in your face but pretty much saying capturing of pokemon is slavery and start parading in massive pokeball costumes instead of cages.
4. Some of the Chinese will start killing all the rare pokemons to eat and slow cook them alive while claiming they give great power and are aphrodisiacs - oh wait! It's Team Rocket who's already stealing rare pokemon and sell them, as well as cutting off slowpoke's tails!! They must be in league with each other, I believe the word is poachers!!
5. Scary movies are gonna be harder to make scary
6. Apparently we don't die from burning and electric shocks anymore!! Goodie!!
7. I guess our vermin problems have disappeared, unless ratatas count as vermins.
8. There will be a lot less traffic as we can all fly on our birds.
9. Giant bird poop - mega SPLAT, thanks a lot Pidgeot!
10. I'm a pokemon walking around minding my own business, then some random guy comes out the blue and start kicking my ass, i was hurt, i was humiliated, then they put me in a ball and when I come out I forgive and forget everything this person's done to me and do everything he orders me. Ehm... seems legit.
If Pokemon exists in the real world, which I guess it means there are no other animals since Pokemon are the animals of that world and things get a bit complicated and fcked up. This is what I imagine the world to be like:
Anyway, let's brainstorm!!
1. I've never seen Pokemon meat farm or anything in the anime but it seems they eat Pokemon in the manga? Apparently the manga versions are quite dark. Anyway, either everyone's vegetarian and get their meat source from somewhere like Quorn or people just eat Pokemon which gives me the chills to think about it. Ehm, Tepork anyone?
2. Our homes and buildings insurances would be super expensive depending on what type of Pokemon we own. Huges one like Onix will probably make it cost more than your land and house put together.
3. Team Plasma who want to free the pkmn from people are probably one of those animal rights activists who scream "MEAT IS MURDER" in your face but pretty much saying capturing of pokemon is slavery and start parading in massive pokeball costumes instead of cages.
4. Some of the Chinese will start killing all the rare pokemons to eat and slow cook them alive while claiming they give great power and are aphrodisiacs - oh wait! It's Team Rocket who's already stealing rare pokemon and sell them, as well as cutting off slowpoke's tails!! They must be in league with each other, I believe the word is poachers!!
5. Scary movies are gonna be harder to make scary
6. Apparently we don't die from burning and electric shocks anymore!! Goodie!!
7. I guess our vermin problems have disappeared, unless ratatas count as vermins.
8. There will be a lot less traffic as we can all fly on our birds.
9. Giant bird poop - mega SPLAT, thanks a lot Pidgeot!
10. I'm a pokemon walking around minding my own business, then some random guy comes out the blue and start kicking my ass, i was hurt, i was humiliated, then they put me in a ball and when I come out I forgive and forget everything this person's done to me and do everything he orders me. Ehm... seems legit.
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If you're gonna go down that road... then there'll be new category on redtube called Pokemon before that gets banned but arguably gardevoir and jynx etc. are technically human and who wants to do Jynx anyway?
Also I'd fuck Gary
Also I'd fuck Gary
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The world would be way more dangerous, and it would be quite the thing with pokemon rights...(hey, why build giant eletricity generators when you can just take some pikachus and make then run?)
I think i remember one manga having ratata as a problem, same as the other toxic-pokemon-thingy(forgot the name :) ).
And bestiality would be way more common with some pokemons resembling humans so much.
I think i remember one manga having ratata as a problem, same as the other toxic-pokemon-thingy(forgot the name :) ).
And bestiality would be way more common with some pokemons resembling humans so much.
Spoiler:
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you will always get one cracked egg when you buy a carton at the supermarket because that's an exeggcute and you can't complain about it because it's expected.
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Kiraneko wrote...
I want a charmander. A PERSONIFIED charmander.[spoil]
warning... users is a flaming something or another.
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Absol and Gardevoir. My dick is fucked.
[size=28]ALSO DEM GYM WHORES.
NEED ME MOAR HEX AND SHIKIMI![/h]
[size=28]ALSO DEM GYM WHORES.
NEED ME MOAR HEX AND SHIKIMI![/h]
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Kiraneko wrote...
I want a charmander. A PERSONIFIED charmander.[spoil]
charmander can't be like that in the pokemon world. lrn2pkmn
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People will be arrested for pedophilia.
Unless it's allowed in that universe. Wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Unless it's allowed in that universe. Wouldn't be surprised if it was.
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We would all probably be dead.
A lot of the pokedex entries of pokemon are pretty dark. There's Honedge, with is a disembodied spirit living inside of a sword. There's Drifiblim, that drags children down to the underworld. There's Shedninja, which steals souls of those who look at its back. There's Grimer, where in whatever place it moved in there plants can never grow ever again (as it is living toxic sludge).
A lot of the pokedex entries of pokemon are pretty dark. There's Honedge, with is a disembodied spirit living inside of a sword. There's Drifiblim, that drags children down to the underworld. There's Shedninja, which steals souls of those who look at its back. There's Grimer, where in whatever place it moved in there plants can never grow ever again (as it is living toxic sludge).