If our world is the world of Pokemon

panluxuria · 2013-12-02T18:55:14-01:00

I apologise if this belongs in another topic, but since it overlaps with anime and gaming and has pretty much nothing to do with either since we are not discussing the anime episodes nor any of the game versions. My argument suggests that this post belongs here. If Pokemon exists in the real world, which I guess it means there are no other animals since Pokemon are the animals of that world and things get a bit complicated and fcked up. This is what I imagine the world to be like: Anyway, let's brainstorm!! 1. I've never seen Pokemon meat farm or anything in the anime but it seems they eat Pokemon in the manga? Apparently the manga versions are quite dark. Anyway, either everyone's vegetarian and get their meat source from somewhere like Quorn or people just eat Pokemon which gives me the chills to think about it. Ehm, Tepork anyone? 2. Our homes and buildings insurances would be super expensive depending on what type of Pokemon we own. Huges one like Onix will probably make it cost more than your land and house put together. 3. Team Plasma who want to free the pkmn from people are probably one of those animal rights activists who scream "MEAT IS MURDER" in your face but pretty much saying capturing of pokemon is slavery and start parading in massive pokeball costumes instead of cages. 4. Some of the Chinese will start killing all the rare pokemons to eat and slow cook them alive while claiming they give great power and are aphrodisiacs - oh wait! It's Team Rocket who's already stealing rare pokemon and sell them, as well as cutting off slowpoke's tails!! They must be in league with each other, I believe the word is poachers!! 5. Scary movies are gonna be harder to make scary 6. Apparently we don't die from burning and electric shocks anymore!! Goodie!! 7. I guess our vermin problems have disappeared, unless ratatas count as vermins. 8. There will be a lot less traffic as we can all fly on our birds. 9. Giant bird poop - mega SPLAT, thanks a lot Pidgeot! 10. I'm a pokemon walking around minding my own business, then some random guy comes out the blue and start kicking my ass, i was hurt, i was humiliated, then they put me in a ball and when I come out I forgive and forget everything this person's done to me and do everything he orders me. Ehm... seems legit.

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gitaaa

11 years ago

I would ride a fucking Pelipper on it's back.

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

11 years ago

yummines wrote...

We would all probably be dead.

A lot of the pokedex entries of pokemon are pretty dark. There's Honedge, with is a disembodied spirit living inside of a sword. There's Drifiblim, that drags children down to the underworld. There's Shedninja, which steals souls of those who look at its back. There's Grimer, where in whatever place it moved in there plants can never grow ever again (as it is living toxic sludge).

Credit to Tyler Wilde (Gamesradar and PC Gamer fame) for all the art.

deadsx Lvl 99

11 years ago

I would get a ditto, and teach it to transform into anything....ANYTHING!

And a Watchdog

Gallowloch

11 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

I would fuck misty. Then set off a nuke and end weeabooism.

SHE'S 10 YEARS OLD

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Cinia Pacifica Ojou-sama Writer

11 years ago

I'd do Cynthia. o3o

623 FAKKU QA

11 years ago

Cinia Pacifica wrote...

I'd do Cynthia. A lot

Medzy

11 years ago

Money would be even more worthless, and you could be able steroids over the counter.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

11 years ago

Gallowloch wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

I would fuck misty. Then set off a nuke and end weeabooism.

SHE'S 10 YEARS OLD

Spoiler:

Shotty Too Hotty

11 years ago

Then I wasted my life on school.

Gravity cat the adequately amused

11 years ago

Shapeshifting, time-travel, psychic powers and producing water from nothing would be possible.

Your childhood dream of teleporting somewhere with Abra because you're late would be possible.

Farfetch'd would have their leeks confiscated and replaced with swords.

Delibird would be considered a terrorist.

Harmless Pokemon battles would turn into public disturbances and later break out into city-wide riots because nobody likes to lose.

A Pokemon's habit of having the "I FOLLOW MY TRAINER BLINDLY" mindset, means they'd be fucking retarded.

There'd be groups dedicated to the protection of Gardevoir.

Dragons would actually exist.

Meowth and Persian would be captured and forced to produce coins through the use of Pay Day. Their widespread capture would render them extinct in the wild, and Pay Day would cause inflation in the economy.

HP UP, Protein, Iron, Calcium, Carbos, PP UP, PP MAX and Rare Candy would be considered steroids.

Misty, Cynthia, May, Dawn and other female characters from the anime would get raped constantly.

A box of cracked eggs and living trees would be no big deal.

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