Toxic Influence wrote...
Flirt with, get sent to jail as a pedophile, get raped when I drop the soap in the shower by a man who goes by Big Rick, he's hung like a horse so my intestines are crushed and I die like Mr. Hands: gloriously.
My creativity was ruined by a ninja. Damn.
Harass/grope until she snaps my neck.
still enjoyed the creativity!
but plays with tail not realizing she has full control of it, she then strangles me till I pass out, then impales me with it till I die.