Zoraster wrote...
I keep on pulling her tail until she gets so angry that she transforms the bunny pin on her head into the rabbit monster from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the beast almost roasts me to death with it's fire breath and then lunges at my neck and rips out my esophagus and I start to choke from the blood filling my lungs and lack of oxygen. I slowly suffocate and die in my own blood.
I am so fucking proud of you.
OT: I ask to borrow his sword only to realize that it is heavier than it looks. I drop it on my foot and cut off my big toe. I then realize just how important your big toe is for balance and so I stumble around for a couple of weeks before attempting stairs, only to fall and snap my neck while tumbling down.