OMG I shoulda gone full weeb sooner y'all

So I had a Tinder date with a Japanese dude. Dude is most attentive and affectionate hookup ever had.

He was so over the moon about my dumb Amerifat tits, it was hilarious. I felt like I was in a JAV or some shit!

Needless to say, I'm going full weeaboo and sticking with this dude. Go find your dream, everyone. Labels and judgement be damned. I'mma lock this chinko DOWN.

Lock 'em with the flabs.

Good luck.

>chinpo
Drink some chinpo Shouyu

Is that like another kinda rice wine?

I had some sake beforehand and oh man ha I cannot hold it like I used to. Such a hangover today but last night was fun (and not to worry, I was not incapacitated and he was very courteous of what I wanted/didn't want to do)... need to remember to only drink while eating instead of after.

Chinpo is japanese dick and shouyu is that brown salty soy liquid you put on your ramen or in my case rice. Dick sauce.

Ooooh shouyu okay. Yeah, I drank some chinpo shouyu lmao, what can I say.

lol @ Amerifat

Reminds me of this time when I was in Japan and I hooked up with this Japanese girl who could speak English really well. She said some stuff while we were doing it that was straight out of a hentai and I had to stop myself from laughing.

Yeah, I was like "oh lord" at first, but um... it's surprisingly REALLY effective, JP know their foreplay. I was so flustered by all the attention I kept laughing! May also have been due to sake lol.

Kay. *squints*

Where do you work?

Uh, what? Why is that relevant and also why would I post it online? o_o

hmm (-^-) just wanted to know if you have a nice job

/Creeper lol Oops. Did I sound like a creeper?

Good for you I guess?

Tinder actually works?!

Only for landwhale women and gay men.

Straight men are fishing in the sahara desert.

Also, OP is gross.

Tinder works like a porno romance ad. You don't find a wifey you find and one night stabby vaginey. You don't put a gold ring on the girl more like a steel cock ring on the dude.

That's some mighty fine low expectations there.

Congrats on the sex.

I wouldn't know. I bought a whole box of condoms and only used one.

>buying condoms
Use a snicker's wrapper or go to the health dept or plan parenthood to get free ones.

6 months.