OMG I shoulda gone full weeb sooner y'all

In my own experience the condoms from planned parenthood aren't too great. Tend to break more. No big deal for me since most of the people I fuck anymore are twinks and sub-par "traps" but I wouldn't count on it too strongly if you're trying not to knock up your one night woman.

I also don't recommend gimmicky things like the trojan "flavored" or "fire and ice" condoms. Tend to be pretty niche and most partners will complain their ass or genitals are on fire. FYI I don't have the clap, got tested again recently.

Only if you live in a bigger sized city.

I am going to be alone forever so I just accepted it.

what next

Didn't you mention a while back that you had a girlfriend at one point, or am I mistaken?

It's been years

Go to a third world country and buy yourself hookers. With a penis preferably.

Like this

At least you HAD a girlfriend. Did you bang?

He in texas... it's just next door to two near third world places.

Of course lol

All my action came before I reached puberty. Kissed at least 2 girls before age 10. one of which I made out with. Plus I've had my underdeveloped dick in a an underdeveloped loli once, That's it.

Now that's some mystical shit, there...

I take it he wasn't the stereotypical Asian.

Damn, he wasn't interested in meetin again.

Just my luck, lol. Oh well, still have my fwb I guess!