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The replies are hilarious. Well, what did I expect anyway. :P
Closing the thread, but not without replying to a few interesting posts.[/h]
say what! wrote...
Has been stalking for 4 years and just now doing something about it
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Actually, I didn't know that he was stalking her until just recently. [/h]
Longevity wrote...
being stalked for four years,
have her talk to an adult,
lol,
how underage are you or your friends?
[size=14]Ahhh, poor choice of words on my part then? I meant a person in authority who can handle her situation better. I'm above 20.[/h]
Waar wrote...
Do you not have police in whatever dirt poor country you're from?
[size=14]This is the one of the most completely asinine comments I've ever had the misfortune of reading in my entire life. Kudos.[/h]
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
Go out with your best friend
Dress up like a man and confront the guy with your newly found girlfriend.
Tell him that she is already taken and make out with her right in front of his eyes.
Then proceed to punch him in his face.
Heart broken and scared, he will run away in tears.
The reward is your friend is safe and you have obtain OG status.
With any luck you two will be become lovers.
Keep it nice, sweet, and professional.
"make out with her right in front of his eyes."- seriously, that will make it worse. The stalker might think that she "belongs to him", and thus kill both, for the general lulz of doing so. The feeling a psyco has when he sees his crush taken is FURY (insert MGS 3 The Fury pic here kthx). "A great and terrible fury of being alive". It's many times the fury if he feels "defeated" by a lesbian when he sees his crush.
Overall, just let the stalker meet up with the girl, alone, with you from a safe distance to call the cops from a safe distance if he tries RAEP/violence (restaurant is a preffered setting). And as previously mentioned by opanihuya: "let the shit hit the fan" and the stalker will go for someone else.
OP: All ideas are posted, pick some and get this over with.
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These are completely retarded, they might just work![/h] [size=10]I kid of course. [/h]
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Since talking to him didn't work. I'll go tell his situation to his parents. Maybe they can get him to seek clinical help. If it's been going on for four years and despite all the yacking we've done he hasn't got a clue that he creeps the shite out of her, then there's something inherently wrong with him. I'll probably get the flak from my friend but meh. [/h]