Rage me a Ramsus retold

I just remembered that someone said they found my irl name from one of Ramsus old threads. Lol

I just have it from facebook or something.

Yea, i know YOU do. This was some newfag.

Wasn't there a false suicide thread that involved ketchup and majority knew was fake except one user that took it quite seriously?

I can do that in the story of Ziggy.

Just for the record. Anything Waar says about me in any of his stories in a negative light is untrue. I am a pure saint who would not hurt a fly.

Assuming you could even catch a fly to begin with.

Sindailf would catch the fly right away, bugs are a source of protein.

I am known for being able to catch flies easily with my hands. That's some Bruce Lee shit right there. Fite me irl fgt.

You wouldn't even go to smash club, so I doubt I have anything to worry about.

Spill.
Now.

I'm keen for the coco retelling, as well as a possible zak retelling. I always loved the story of the border crossing. But that's not strictly related to why he got banned iirc, but was still funny.

I think I already told that story, it's gonna be one of my previous threads. The zak story is pretty short and doesn't include much of my involvement, he was just banned for violating rules, I can make it sound a bit more exciting but in the end there wont be much content.

edit: Here.

Ah excellent. That's some good shit

Man, it's too bad all those image hosts died, I remember laughing my ass off at Tegumi's first post in that thread, RIP.

Edit

Also, RIP half the users in that thread, I still miss a few of them.



Don't believe a word coming out of this false prophet's mouth, he's just trying to get on your good side so he can steal your soul.

IIRC it was:

your writing is fucking atrocious

It's not and you know it.