riddle

Ah well. My fingers aren't perfect.

alright folks, here's a riddle, A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender bust out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and leaves, why?

He was trying to get rid of hic-cups with the water, but the bartender scared it out of him with the shotgun. hence the thank you.

When is a door not a door?

when its a jar (ajar - slightly opened)

This is a request for a raise and a response, who are they?

I, , hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

Dear : After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

lol, the good old penis is askin for a raise, it's more of a joke than a riddle, though it's funny as hell

he gets anything he wants

if amy has two of a object pamela has 1 of the object panelipy has 1 of the object lisa has 3 of the object and emma has 4 of the object what is the object?

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didn't make sense to me, is the object a word of some sort?

yes it is a word its just a good riddle.

Number???

Dunno, just a guess.

nope its hidden in the riddle if some asks me please master i will give the awnser.

please tell or this thread will slowly die. Oh yeah, I can't figure it out also^^

OKAY amy A pamela P panelipy P lisa L emma E APPLE.

APPLE?!

Wait... What does the numbers and objects have to do with the word APPLE?

i never asked what are the numbers the real riddle/question was what is the object the numbers were there to make people over or under think it like most riddles.

Still confused... can you make it more simpler???

hmm numbers erase that from riddle they never meant anything the first letter of the five names were the awnser to the question what is the object.

AMY

A
pamela
p
panelipy
P
lisa
L
emma
E

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