"Nothing beats working out like doing it outdoors."
"Could you at least put some clothes on? I wouldn't want to walk around the yard knowing that you spilled crotch sweat all over the whole place."
A:"I'll bet you my anal virginity that C will choose prostate cancer as our research assignment."
B:"Fine. Loser gets a prostate check."
A:"Deal. Oh hey, C's back."
C:"Hey guys, I got prostate cancer as our research assignment."
A:*Grabs glove* "Alright B, bend over."