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This is genius. I love you, man, I really love you right now.

Zhu Li! Do the Thing!

60% of the time it works all the time.

¿Hay algo más aleatorio que escribir en español en un foro en inglés de hentai porque sí? Lo estaré pensando mientras como~

Skrillex songs are like November Rain. They never end.... And right when you think it's over... BASS MOTHERFUCKER. Except there was no drop in November Rain. Because dubstep.

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http://i.imgur.com/YBWuLPb.webm

Iggy Azalea butthole is permanently stain brown.

Se la pelo.

"Mr. Zurkon needs no bolts, his currency is pain."

The perfect example for the guys who come into my work and ask what straplocks are for.

Sauce

Bored of being bored

Cats?

Maken-Ki OVA, iirc. No sexy-times happening--just lousy (yet admittedly hot) fan service.
Because Japan likes wasting their time on ecchi-teases instead of just going for it and making it a hentai video.

Sim, responder em uma terceira linguagem.

"my main thought that I was concentrating on in my head was that there is this really beautiful girl there, in the studio, and I was thinking if anthony doesn’t fuck tonight then I’m not doing my job as a guitar player †˜cause that’s the sexiest song, you know, that I’ve ever heard in my life. and a lot of the times, you know, I’ll get an erection when I’m working on something or writing on my guitar, and I’ll just go masturbate. or, sometimes, I’ll try to hold back because I’ll see the orgasm as something that will be detrimental to my strength creatively. so sometimes I will, you know, I’ll see that erection as being my enemy."

-John Frusciante. 1991.

I have quite a large stockpile of various hot beverages... but seriously though, there's a lot.