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The Island of Death is a place of great evil. Sailors on passing boats avoid it at all costs. A boy named Russ liked to listen to the stories about it from one sailor he knew. This sailor was one of two thousand people sailing on a ship five years ago. The ship crashed into the island and everyone except the sailor died because they decided to explore the evil wilderness of the island. The sailor stayed on the edge of the shore and used a flare to signal a passing ship. When help arrived he was the only person left alive.

Presently, Russ and the sailor were sailing on a ship bound for The Calm Lands. The captain of the ship felt that Russ was the only one he could trust even though he was only a steward who cleaned up the decks. Russ reminded the captain of his own son, back home.

As the sun fell over the milky horizon it made the sea change colors like the rainbow. Russ slowly made his was to bed after a weary day of work. Suddenly, a strange, almost magical storm struck the ship. Just as the sailors scrambled to steady the ship they realized that monsters were landing on the decks. There was no time to grab for their weapons. The captain called Russ over and gave him his sword and shield. After forty minutes of battle the sailors finally see the end of the battle coming. They cheer! AHHHHHH! A dragon unfurls itself from the foamy waves. The water comes rushing off its wings so hard that it tosses the ship back and forth. The dragon sees to lock eyes with Russ. He beelines it right for Russ’s head. Russ jumps to the side to dodge the onslaught. Russ strikes the dragon through the soft underscales below his neck. The dragon bellows in agony. The dragon counters with its claws and breaks Russ’s shield into tiny pieces. Russ strikes a deadly blow, but as the dragon makes its way down to the depths to die he sweeps his massive tail across the deck breaking the main mast into two. The ship begins to sink. Russ jumps on the tail, but is flung through the air at such great speed that he is hurtled all the way to the Island of Death. Darkness takes him

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Futabaga

Putangina

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Mappabagel.

Water Shortage

broken dam.

Chuck Norris has 48 Y chromosomes.

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No mango?

im a banana

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