Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

I love Mercedes-Benz!

I only worry because I know I bring trouble around here.

Lol, you never bring trouble to me =P

well, except when you think you bring trouble, then I haz to smack you on the head and hug you till you realize you don't bring trouble >:

I never listen to women though =P

Lol, there is always a first for everything =P

I'm too dumb to change, so good luck.

challenge accepted *Hugs Shaney close * <3

[color=#006FFF]I'd say about 70% of my friends are women, 23% men, and 7% children* (from 4-12).

Sometimes, for whatever reason(s), I miss New York.
(Old memories that not even I remember are calling me back, maybe?!)

I miss Puerto Rico...

I should learn Spanish.

[size=8]*in my little estimation, children, to quote a certain someone, "aren't even real people yet!!".[/h]

I am naturally left-handed but am trying to learn how to right with my right-hand.

[color=#006FFF]When I start any kind of work, I go until I finish. I can't do it little by little with breaks in between.

As a result of that, I usually end up eating less than I probably should.

I believe in the whole "time heals all wounds" thing.

Damn, I thought I looked pretty old already when I have my facial hair grown back and with the way I dress, but I tried on a suit earlier today, I look much older.

i have serious motivation issues. to make things worse, it's a two way problem.

At one point I had a choice.
I could have learned how to actively manipulate people and effectively motivate them, but I had lost my kindness in the process

I chose the other way.

I'm not good with people.

[color=#006FFF]I instinctively hold my pinky out when eating with my hands (things like sandwiches). Not sure where it came from though, as I don't do it on purpose.

Since both my little brother's name and my name sound the same, our mom would be trying to call one of us and mistakenly say the other's name.

❤ I have a really silly, goofy side.

❤ And I know it's prolly super weird, but I think poop jokes are hilarious v////v

❤ I can talk about gross things over the dinner table and be fine, which is really convenient if your friend is a medical underwriter and likes to tell weird medical stories while you're eating.

❤ I love cheesy jokes and pick-up lines.

I get a warm fuzzy feeling whenever I help people.

[color=#006FFF]I love art.

The sexiest types of women to me are the artistic hipsters and the nerdy gamers.

I'm hungry

I hate combing my hair.

I eat so much seaweed that my hair and nails grow faster than most people's.

I don't like it when businesses change hours without notifying anyone! I'm looking at you USPS.