Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

I tried putting up a Sonic rp on another site that involved fighting and defeating an infamous internet personality and his crappy Sonic recolors... Then got based for it

a lot of people think i'm better at guitar than i actually am.

I'm better than I was 4 years ago.

I love watching cooking shows ❤

me too...

and cooking youtube videos

and reading recipe books

and looking at cooking blogs

:/

[font=verdana][color=green]You.

Skype.

Now.

[color=white]Time for rapes

I am the best martial artist you've ever seen. I could even woop Bruce Lee.

Not right now though - I have a valid excuse to refuse challenges - I am down with the sickness.

Also, I watch way too much anime and read so much manga.

I also have a part-time job at a pizza place called "Dominos" if you're American you know if you're British then you don't. Or maybe you do. Just 'Saiyan'.

By the way I am 152cm tall and weigh 82kg. I am the most beautiful man in the world, and all women that see me fawn over my beautiful ass.

Also, my biceps.

I spend a great deal of time trying to understand the things around me, for I typically feel if I was to succeed in doing so, it would further my overall success in life.

For example, I am often confused when people tell me I talk like I am writing a novel. I know I go on about stuff, but I'm told it's not the length of my ramblings. As it turns out, it's the manner in which I express myself to others. But why is that confusing? I express myself in exactly the way I think, and for most folks, it seems they get lost in it.

This leaves me wondering, how is that possible? I realize I may be fairly smart, but I do not see myself as a overly intelligent person. Thus, if my concepts or the way I express myself seems so advanced to most the people I meet, what is considered a normal thought pattern?

If I were to grasp that, would I connect better with those around me? Or might I discover that in so thinking, I could lose a part of myself?

[color=#006FFF]Apparently I have dimples when I talk while smiling.

I wear half inch thick glasses.

I shot a bullseye with my first time using a bow and arrow. :3

I'm always bored.

I am very dedicated to my TV schedules.

I like to collect

Video games play a big role in my life.

I am often alone

I am not easily motivated

I play card games.

I enjoy company

I don't like being left out

I like comedies and parodies.

I envy rocks.

I am a true asshole to my friends; I troll them, I tease them, I pick on them to the point where they start getting annoyed with me and just want to hit me, but they know my intent - to make their day happier.

I love cinnamon.

I swear my brain is trying to kill me.

I have this incessant "What if-" train of thought, and it often comes in at the most inappropriate times.

Such as on my drive to and from work, I'll be along the highway doing a cool 80-90, when suddenly;

"I wonder what would happen if I jerked the wheel 270 degrees -right - now. Hell, I survived once and I was past 100, so maybe-"

I only have 20 minutes to take a bath, get changed, and go, but I'm still in front of my computer..

I always feel inferior to everyone else.