Ten awesome facts about you

1. luinthoron once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.
2. Most people fear the Reaper. luinthoron considers him "a promising Rookie".
3. If you gave luinthoron a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for luinthoron.
5. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a luinthoron glare will liquefy your kidneys.
6. luinthoron beat the Sun in a staring contest.
7. luinthoron can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
8. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. luinthoron hears it. luinthoron can hear everything. luinthoron can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
9. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. luinthoron was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
10. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball luinthoron played in second grade.

1.) Iam1vs100xp is a hacker on steroids
2.) Iam1vs100xp is a monster on unarmed combat
3.) Iam1vs100xp broke 14 chairs in a semester by rocking them
4.) Iam1vs100xp is a lolicon candy seller
5.) Iam1vs100xp can use Deja Vu
6.) Iam1vs100xp is allergic to chlorine
7.) Iam1vs100xp is a multilingual person : he can speak Nonsense, Gibberish, Drivel and Twaddel
8.) Iam1vs100xp has been holdup'd, but the holdupper was beaten down and his wallet is gone
9.) Iam1vs100xp is a pyromaniac, lolimaniac, and a schizophrenic person
10.) Iam1vs100xp posted this shit

[size=10]*MS-09RickDom played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

*Jesus can walk on water, but MS-09RickDom can walk on Jesus.

*MS-09RickDom doesn't wear a watch. It decides what time it is.

*Thousands of years ago MS-09RickDom came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendants now have white hair.

*The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball MS-09RickDom played in second grade.

*MS-09RickDom describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

*On a high school math test, MS-09RickDom put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. It got an A+ on the test because MS-09RickDom solves all its problems with Violence.

*"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what MS-09RickDom calls the pile of dead ninjas in its front yard.

*Ghosts are actually caused by MS-09RickDom killing people faster than Death can process them.

*When MS-09RickDom goes to out to eat, it orders a whole chicken, but it only eats its soul.[/h]

Wow, quite the person you are.

1. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. mibuchiha hears it. mibuchiha can hear everything. mibuchiha can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

I feel a lot from this, partly because of the 'interpretation of quantum mechanics' crap I've been reading.

2. mibuchiha cannot love, he can only not kill.

...............

3. mibuchiha can hold his breathe for nine years.

No, I can't. x_x

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: mibuchiha once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

At least make it "mibuchiha trained the turtles" or something...

5. When you play Monopoly with mibuchiha, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Ahaha, I love this one. XD

6. mibuchiha once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Okay, this brings back memories...

7. In a tagteam match, mibuchiha was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Lolwut. I wouldn't want to touch them, even.

8. After taking a steroids test, doctors informed mibuchiha that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

:3

9. mibuchiha proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Woo I'm that awesome. XD

10. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep mibuchiha out. It failed miserably.

:3

1. If you gave qrast a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second it can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

2. qrast can drown a fish.

3. in ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a thing, and vanquish evil from the land. That thing is not qrast, because qrast killed that thing.

4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. qrast 3. Cancer

5. Noah was the only man notified before qrast relieved itself in the Atlantic Ocean.

6. staring at qrast for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

7. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets qrast.

8.You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then qrast will find you and kill you.

9. The only time qrast was wrong was when it thought it had made a mistake.

10. In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly was because they knew qrast was coming.

1.According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, xxrickxx created God by snapping his fingers.

2.Mr. T pities the fool. xxrickxx rips the fool's head off.

3.4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend xxrickxx as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

4.xxrickxx enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

5.Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for xxrickxx.

6.When xxrickxx plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

7.Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from xxrickxx. Not to be outdone, xxrickxx invented the car accident.

8.xxrickxx ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

9.xxrickxx has a life-time contract with the Bureau of Prisons. He sells his pubic hairs to them wholesale so they dont have to buy the much more expensive and inferior "barbed-wire". The escape rate has plummetted down to 0% after one prisioner nicked his arm and bled to death. [/color]

10.xxrickxx doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Kuro vi Lolitannia is not a lolicon but Lolicons ARE Kuro vi Lolitannia

-Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of GreenZero's warm-up exercises.

-As an infant, GreenZero's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

-No matter what your mother always said, GreenZero can tune a fish.

-There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and GreenZero.

-Ghosts are actually caused by GreenZero killing people faster than Death can process them.

-"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when GreenZero gets too hot.

-Giraffes were created when GreenZero uppercutted a horse.

-GreenZero doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

-GreenZero built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

-GreenZero doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.


I'm so awesome

1)Kyuubi can split the atom. With his bare hands.

2)The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Kyuubi out. It failed miserably.

3)The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Kyuubi.

4)President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Kyuubi carried his the same distance in half the time

5)Kyuubi eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

6)Hellen Keller's favorite color is Kyuubi.

7)There is no Control button on Kyuubi's computer. Kyuubi is always in control.

8)Kyuubi doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.

9)Kyuubi has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

10)Kyuubi cannot love, he can only not kill. (ladies this isn't entirely true -wink wink-)

1.Guns don't kill people. Shiki kills People.
2.Shiki is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
3.That's not Shiki doing push-ups -- that's Shiki moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
4.When Shiki wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
5.While urinating, Shiki is easily capable of welding titanium.
6.With the rising cost of gasoline, Shiki is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
7.Shiki doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
8.The Shiki military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Shiki could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
9.Shiki has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
10.Shiki's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

1. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Xenon was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
2. Xenon destroyed the periodic table, because Xenon only recognizes the element of surprise. (Haha, lucky score)
3. Xenon can slam revolving doors.
4. Xenon eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
5. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Xenon bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
6. Xenon qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
7. Xenon can speak braille.
8. Love does not hurt. Xenon does. ( Wait, I hurt? :,( ...Or I hurt things?)
9. There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Xenon finds it delicious.
10. Xenon can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Asa could use to kill you, including the room itself.

182,000 Americans die from Asa-related accidents every year.

Asa crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives.

Asa does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Asa doesn't have blood. She is filled with magma.

Mr. T once defeated Asa in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Asa invented racism.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Asa.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Asa and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Asa was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

There is no such thing as global warming. Asa was cold, so she turned the sun up.


Why is almost everything marking me as brutal and racist.?

My son is so violent.

It's not the son's fault. It's the father. Your his role model

1. Kadushy can divide by zero.
2. What was going through the minds of all of Kadushy's victims before they died? His shoe.
3. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Kadushy can pee his name into concrete.
4. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Kadushy.
5. The square root of Kadushy is pain. Do not try to square Kadushy, the result is death.
6. The last digit of pi is Kadushy. He is the end of all things.
7. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Kadushy could use to kill you, including the room itself.
8. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Kadushy"
9. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Kadushy's first visit to Tokyo.
10. Kadushy once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for bletok.

bletok was what Willis was talkin' about.

bletok describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

When bletok goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

bletok recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? bletok.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, bletok.... Just kidding, bletok is first.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals bletok allows to live.]

bletok can taste lies.

The bletok military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single bletok could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. (Fuuuuuu!! Civilization 4 ROCK!!!)

You can't blame everything on the parent.

1)Marlly eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
2)If at first you don't succeed, you're not Marlly.
3)The quickest way to a man's heart is with Marlly's fist.
4)Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Marlly touches turns up dead.
5)Marlly can divide by zero.
6)Marlly once shot down a German fighter plane with her finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
7)Marlly CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And she can do it with one hand.
8)Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Marlly."
9)Marlly's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
10)4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Marlly as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

1. I have never gotten in a fist fight...
2. I can fuck you up.
3. Chuck Norris knows me.
4. I can do 5 things at the same time.
5. I came up with Star Wars.
6. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
7. I bitched slapped Ichigo.
8. I can say my ABC's backwards. (lots of practice.)
9. I gave the speach after the Brave heart guy.
10. I am doin your mom.