CatNinja wrote...
Zesty_ wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Unless she offers you catnip. Then take the catnip and offer it to your ruler.
But what if it's counterfeit? I couldn't possibly give fake catnip to my ruler..
She'd never measure anything for me ever again
.....Counterfeit catnip?
Yeah dude, you never heard of it?
The most legit and cleanest kitty high you can get. I know a guy who tried it once and said he saw God.