AnzeiKazumi wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
AnzeiKazumi wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Yea.
Who wants to hear a dirty joke?
Alright, me. What is it?
Here.
A kid wakes up from nightmare and decides to grab a glass of milk.
Goes to kitchen and sees a half naked man sitting there. kid asks_
Are you my new babysitter?
Man answered.
No. im your new motherfucker.
2 homos fly across america. long flight. 1 of them asks:
Come on lets do it. Flying high and all.
Second homo said
No. People will notice. At night when people sleep.
Night arrives and first one is all exited.
Come on lets do it, everyone is sleeping.
Second one answers
Maybe they wake up. better not risk it.
First one says
Ask something neutral to see if they sleep.
Second one asks:
Can i ahve a Coca cola?
Noone answers.
See. Everyone sleeps.
So they get on with it.
Next day, a flight assistant asks everyone how was fligh when they deport.
One passenger answered:
It was alright but it was rather old.
Flight assistand asked:
Why didnt you ask for a blanket?
Guy said next
Didnt want to. One guy asked for a cola and got fuck so hard in the ass that the difference was not.
Eto... That was interesting...
Maybe the joke lost its point when translated...
Most of them are ment to be heard when your drinking booze