Grenouille88 wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
No.
He has never ejaculated or experienced sexual stimulation- self initiated or otherwise- in his entire twenty-some years of his life.
He is in fact a potato. And enjoys reading braille versions of silent films and listening to the mating calls of wild fishes.
HE IS RISEN.
YES.
YES, I AM BACK- MY DARLINGS.
HAVE YOU MISSED ME.
LOVED ME.
DESPAIRED AND WEPT IN MY ABSENCE.