NEXUS wrote...
IncrontomentalVortex wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Daviel Orome wrote...
FuckYoHouse wrote...
Daviel Orome wrote...
FuckYoHouse wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
No.
He has never ejaculated or experienced sexual stimulation- self initiated or otherwise- in his entire twenty-some years of his life.
He is in fact a potato. And enjoys reading braille versions of silent films and listening to the mating calls of wild fishes.
HE IS RISEN.
YES.
YES, I AM BACK- MY DARLINGS.
HAVE YOU MISSED ME.
LOVED ME.
DESPAIRED AND WEPT IN MY ABSENCE.
Who dafuq is this faggot.
Glad to see you're still here.
I never left.
I noticed that.
Still managed to throw people off without ever flat-out lying.
And in any case- I didn't have any trouble integrating myself into the community with this account, either. Like I said- it's not tough to figure out what's supposed to go where. Simply a matter of observation and a minimum of critical thinking.
Who the fuck are you?
Someone who's been here longer than you.
Indeed.
As such, you may call me Mr.Senpai Sir.
Now quit bitching about your gift car like a spoiled brat and appreciate the fact that you have received a present that is worth several thousand dollars and that- if that is any indication- you are in situation that many would consider to be highly desirable, and would be more than pleased to be in a situation where one could have the luxury to consider that a "problem".