Virgins Unite!(Virgins' Club)

I wanna try to be a recruiter. Can I? *sparkly eyes

Cool thread.



Needs a motivator.

WHAT?! Someone is eyeballing my VUVC army career! Unacceptable. (goes to storage room and gets hedge clippers) Time to castrate...

This = Reality.

@blaru-nii-chan
yup! ^_^ all the recruiter has to do is get more members and people to apply for the free jobs :3

@granth/kenji
so we need a motivator? anything in mind?

Whoa, there's a club like this. So, what can I do?

You.... have pride in being a virgin. YAY!

Imagine; honor, justice, peace, etc. The VUVC military, protects and serves the Supreme Leader Zeph!
In a time of total war we have no allies as do you, but if we unite we can force into submission all the rabble that lurk around space that is the interwebs! As a VUVC soldier you receive the admiration and pride of you peers that no one else can hope to provide.
Under one banner we reign supreme, as enemies scurry to their sanctuaries. As a Soldier in the VUVC you also receive a pardon in the near time future when the VUVC shapes into "Heavens Ethereal Nation of Tranquil Alliance Ideals"
LONG LIVE H.E.N.T.A.I.!!..err I mean Long live the VUVC!!
As a citizen ask not what the VUVC will do for you, but what WILL you do for the VUVC!
Fight for the future, kill some bugs, fight in bad ass battle cruisers in space,defend meaningless strategic points! As a soldier you are granted citizenship in the new world, let no one tell you other wise!

"Hold up dude, but what exactly is the VUVC you only explained the ridiculous chores a soldier has if he enlist!"

"Of course, pardon my eagerness to spread freedom and peace Billy."

The VUVC "Virgin's United Virgin's Club" stands exactly for what it sounds like, to promote virginism... I think... DON'T judge me! I'm the Army Administrator! For a more detailed explanation you may want to talk the Supreme Leader Zeph

"So wait Army dude! Is Zeph a chick or a dude? Cause I might want to tap that..."

"Does it look like I know?! To the best of my knowledge he/she a is a damn picture on my laptop Billy! So STFU!!"

"Man army dude, I'm not sure I want to join..."

"Well Billy, I won't force you but..."



Do your part!
Enlist today!

This piece of propaganda has been brought to you by Morning Star INC.
Also as Army Administrator I demand you look at my onigiri!
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=589938#589938

Alright! I'll try to recruit some.

Zeph, star, can you please send me any changes because my schedule is quite, uh, tight this week, I think I'll not be able to log on for a few days, I think (but i hope not)

sure :3

Cool, how did i not see this earlier? anyway, how could i join?

just send me a PM with "new VUVC club member" in the title and i'll add you to the list ^_^

i know i'm double posting but... >_<

For those who wish to join along in VUVC's Council, please refer to the first page to see anything of which you are applicable for ^_^ If there are any comments, or questions, please contact one of the Council Members listed below:
VUVC President-Zeph=3
link: https://www.fakku.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=156028
VUVC Vice President-kamillebidan
link: https://www.fakku.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=157145
*Treasurer-Polter
link: https://www.fakku.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=16121

*And, please be sure to notify VUVC's Treasurer, Polter-sama, if you choose to join as either a VUVC Club Member or a VUVC Council Member.
*Also, if you choose to quit the club, do not forget to notify me, or Polter, with a PM.

Thank you for your time, and please enjoy your visit or life-long stay, here at Virgins Unite! (Virgins Club)

current member list:
Zeph=3
kamillebidan
orpheus
super scrub
Kuroneko1/2
Tsurayu
LowercaseT
joe-Kun
cayena89
Insaneaznmonster
Waar
kawaiianPunch
ImperialX
DeathPlox
kaho17
swordman
Langmystic
God91125
neko-chan
mibuchiha
ericp
skoodlez13
Cero_13
Granth
sevthegaz3o3
blarutoballz
kyuutaka
Quadratic
kappafriend
icyevilchief
shansleven
Thorw
lalamode0909
KaosArvison227
Morning Star
xxxholic18

*TELL ME IF I MISSED YOUR NAME*

Okay, really, I didn't join anything. Please take me off the list.

(Does Jedi Mind Trick)
No, I believed you joined...

@tsurayu
fixed?^_^

good thing i have no class. for today. :)

[edit] just updated my list, and im making an improved one. (icluding a seperate list of officers)

YAY POLTER'S BACK! lol.

you know what i've been wondering, how come the Mary, remained "Virgin" Mary, after giving birth? i'm not christian (buddhist in fact ;D) but i've heard some topics of that somewhere... i didn't quite understand it, so i just want a clear answer. ^_^

She got pregnant w/o making love.