What's your job?

I also make hot sauce, chile blends and grow non herbal crops like blood oranges, green tomatoes and hot peppers. Im not sure i can afford the growing license for my plantation.

Hahahahahaha I know the feeling so well. Well, right now I'm starting the Control Enginieering specialty, if that's what you are asking.

I just quit both my jobs officially, and I'm not going to pay next month's rent.

Guess that means my occupation will soon be "Hobo".

Get a trade in tinfoil hats like me. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams and Shrillary stole all the emergency hurricane donations from Haiti.

Anyways, no relatives to bust into?

HA! My relatives wouldn't have me if I had money, no way they'd let me stay without.

Yeah, I'm fucked.

Or, I could always get another job in a hurry that pays at least 16 dollars an hour, but fat chance of that.

Time to buy a tent!

Learn to swallow and buy knee pads because you can get a 20$ and 100 for anal.

Nah.

I'm gonna use my last bits of money and final paycheck to get some proper camping gear and go into the forests around Mt. Hood.

Whether I live or die as a woodsman is up to survival of the fittest.

I'll probably just end up as bear food, or maybe coyote food if I'm unlucky, though.

Oh, I should probably learn how to make fishing poles, spears, as well as a bow and arrows before I leave, though.

Those are kind of a big deal for extended stays in the wilderness.

I can use the time the tent gives me to figure out how to make a better shelter.

^ and he was never heard from again

Do you not have a car?

And will you keep paying your internets?

No to both.

If I really want to cheat some internet, there are always places with free public wifi I can loiter at.

Libraries, Fast food joints, etc...

Also, I could loiter in an empty classroom at college, since I know all the places there where people never go.

Hell, I even know which elevators will go to the rooftop at which weeks during each term.

I could hang out on the roof level which has one part sheltered / ventilated and is where they store the routers for wifi in each building.

Yes, I could actually fuck with the elevators up there if I wanted to, but I'm not that mean spirited or self-destructive that I want to be kicked off campus.

They have control panels on that floor and no keys are required to activate them because the floors themselves are normally inaccessible without a key.

They can only be accessed by elevator, and only when the floor isn't locked out.

Maintenance folks have to clean the top floor of each building once per month, so every four weeks (on rotation) a different building's roof level is unlocked for maintenance.

Most people don't know anything at all about PCC's rooftop schedule, mind you, as I myself discovered it by accident initially.

After discovering that the same rooftop was unlocked periodically, over a couple of terms I came to the conclusion that others were also the same.

I checked my theory by going to each building on campus every day I was there to check if I could go to the rooftop level, but I did so mostly after 5pm when most students have already left and not many people use the elevators.

I was proven correct but was not really surprised by that result.

I'd be more surprised if they cleaned the top floors in a more sporadic, random schedule.

The only reason I figured out it was for cleaning is that on some days there were mop buckets and mops up there with chemicals around, and on some days there were not.

It's worth noting, though, that the entire roof area where they store stuff and the elevator controls are is darker than shit.

You can't see two feet in front of you without a flashlight, but luckily my phone has a flashlight built into the camera.

Oh, and one last thing - There were no employee only or staff only signs in the areas I entered, so I'm guessing they've never caught anyone up there who wasn't a staff or faculty before.

Sounds like a plan with high expectations. Good luck with that one.

How much more till you graduate? You should've taken a trade before heading towards a degree. Mechanic, AC, trucking, dental assistant, the possibilities are endless.

Hm, at the current rate, probably 6-10 years for an associate's, maybe triple that for a bachelor's and seven or eight times that for a master's.

Well, I have to wait at least 3 years anyway for my student status to reset, and another four after that for all my debt to be forgiven.

My credit will crumble, I'll have no future, but maybe by the time I'm 40 I might have an apartment again.

Join the air force or navy, this should workout temporarily. Remember that life ain't about what we want, but our opportunities.

Not sure they'd take someone with a history of medical/mental diagnosis like mine.

Currently, there are none, but they do look into childhood records, right?

Well, I guess it's worth a shot, anyway.

I'll look some information up and give the recruiters a visit.

Not like I'll get anywhere following this current path.

Supervisor of a discount retail store.

I moan about it a little too often, mostly because of Christmas.

I like to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.

The army takes anything and anyone as far as I remember. You'll make aproximately 22k a year and have a roof over your head. Keep me updated on it and tell me when you visited the recruiter.

Edit: You don't have to worry about ww3 cuz Shrillary lost.

Well, I did some research and it seems that, due to history of having medical problems and mental illness, I'll have to get a waiver to join, and a few other things.

Not sure how my previously broken arm and kneecap with plates and screws installed in them are going to affect that, but I have to reveal all this at the start or risk being dishonorably discharged.

So, I guess I just have to hope that I can barely meet their minimum requirements somehow, we'll see soon enough.

As for ww3, I think that is inevitable eventually, but I think people are also freaking out now for no reason.

Regardless of who was president, they weren't going to single-handedly start ww3.

Even if they decided to declare war on the entire world, the rest of the world would just laugh at us at this point, with everyone and their grandmother having nukes.

Especially Russia.

Aren't childhood records sealed?

I know how you feel. I work as a Clerk for UPS... the Holidays are my enemy.