Who Do You Think Would Win Against Chuck?
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Stephen Colbert and the Colbert army.
He already beat Chuck Norris in the contest to have the bridge named after him in Hungary.
He already beat Chuck Norris in the contest to have the bridge named after him in Hungary.
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blind_assassin wrote...
Stephen Colbert and the Colbert army.He already beat Chuck Norris in the contest to have the bridge named after him in Hungary.
They tried to name that bridge after Chuck Norris, but he said it wasn't nearly badass enough. So they had to settle for Colbert.
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aznstoner wrote...
The only thing that can take down Chuck Norris is Robotic Chuck Norris.
no
Ninja Chuck Norris is better
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But, Chuck Norris is already a ninja, so if there's a ninja Chuck Norris, doesn't that make him a double ninja?
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If you must insist on making Norris "better" then make him a Jedi.
Yoda pwns Chuck 10/10 times. "Much to learn you still have."
Yoda pwns Chuck 10/10 times. "Much to learn you still have."
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aznstoner wrote...
But, Chuck Norris is already a ninja, so if there's a ninja Chuck Norris, doesn't that make him a double ninja?it's a class upgrade
maybe a RoboNinja Chuck will be better then
and make him as large the moon (like GL)
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towelie112 wrote...
The only thing that can hurt Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris!Doesn't that also mean that he himself is the only person that can jack himself off?
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aznstoner wrote...
towelie112 wrote...
The only thing that can hurt Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris!Doesn't that also mean that he himself is the only person that can jack himself off?
No, not at all. You see, people have been known to be impregnated by Chuck Norris (when the jizz doesn't blast through their intestines explosivly) from blowjobs. And they probably have to TOUCH his penis with their hands... So I'd say, no, girls and men that Chuck approves can.
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Noutakun wrote...
They tried to name that bridge after Chuck Norris, but he said it wasn't nearly badass enough. So they had to settle for Colbert.Yeah right. Chuck had to withdraw from the ballot because Stephen beat him 3 times in the same ballot after about 5 times the population of Hungary voted for him.
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playingmantis wrote...
the only guy that Chuck is Bruce Lee and he's already dead.Quoted for the truth. Without Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris wouldn't be where he is today... at least to a certain extent. :)
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If Chck Norris is a ninja, and only Chuck can beat Chuck(aside from Bruce Lee), then the arch enemy of Chuck Norris is Pirate Chuck Norris :shock:
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matuto wrote...
If Chck Norris is a ninja, and only Chuck can beat Chuck(aside from Bruce Lee), then the arch enemy of Chuck Norris is Pirate Chuck Norris :shock:Another epic battle begins between the pirates and ninjas.
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I don't have time to pick through the bracket, but here's how it goes:
[list]
[*]Saito Hiraga
[*]Hibiki Tokai
[*]Chuck Norris
[*]Rock Lee
[*]Bruce Lee
[*]--(linebreak)--
[*]Anyone from Bleach[/list:u]
Any arguments, directly quote me and I'll prove you wrong. I have teh Phoenix Wright, your argument is invalid.
[list]
[*]Saito Hiraga
[*]Hibiki Tokai
[*]Chuck Norris
[*]Rock Lee
[*]Bruce Lee
[*]--(linebreak)--
[*]Anyone from Bleach[/list:u]
Any arguments, directly quote me and I'll prove you wrong. I have teh Phoenix Wright, your argument is invalid.