Who Do You Think Would Win Against Chuck?
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Why is this even a question, everyone knows Chuck Norris can smite people with his mind. Anyway Chuck Norris pwns all...............So do I.
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Noutakun wrote...
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[*]Saito Hiraga
[*]Hibiki Tokai
[*]Chuck Norris
[*]Rock Lee
[*]Bruce Lee
[*]--(linebreak)--
[*]Anyone from Bleach[/list:u]
What, no Evangeline?
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Come on guys, Chuck Norris is still alive because he did not do anything bad. If not Kira would write his name down :P
And that is = Chuck Norris is Dead!
Or, considering Chuck Norris mighty powers, he could go steal in like 0.007 seconds a Death Note, write his name down so that he would not die. Yea, that's a rule written in the death note, even if I am not really sure about the precise amount of seconds he must do it within >.>
And that is = Chuck Norris is Dead!
Or, considering Chuck Norris mighty powers, he could go steal in like 0.007 seconds a Death Note, write his name down so that he would not die. Yea, that's a rule written in the death note, even if I am not really sure about the precise amount of seconds he must do it within >.>
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Mattarat wrote...
Noutakun wrote...
[list]
[*]Saito Hiraga
[*]Hibiki Tokai
[*]Chuck Norris
[*]Rock Lee
[*]Bruce Lee
[*]--(linebreak)--
[*]Anyone from Bleach[/list:u]
What, no Evangeline?
This is... a bracket for men! That's right!
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I know I have said Chuck was cool and bad-ass in the past, but really its time to grow up people. Its an old fad that needs to die. I'm sick of old fads being brought up. This tread was also like Chuck Norris old and dead. You wanna know what killed Chuck!? CORM DID!
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York wrote...
I know I have said Chuck was cool and bad-ass in the past, but really its time to grow up people. Its an old fad that needs to die. I'm sick of old fads being brought up. This tread was also like Chuck Norris old and dead. You wanna know what killed Chuck!? CORM DID!No, Chuck Norris will end up killing Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never really dies. He comes back from the future and kills himself. Than he waits for a while, descends back to Earth, goes back in time and kills himself so that he doesn't end up destroying the space-time continuum.
In the year 3000, Chuck Norris will have to take out the internet, so that people don't question his existence. He will simultaneously cause every power generator everywhere to overcharge, resulting in mass destruction of technology. The US's Global Defence System will go off, destroying everyone and everything everywhere. Then he will let the nuclear fallout subside, repair the ozone, restore Pangea, and let people walk the Earth again. Sometimes the fallout doesn't go away completely, and the mutant are called Dinosaurs. But he keeps the carnage in check by hurling little rocks at the Earth.
3000 years after that? Lather, rinse, repeat.
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chuck is pretty awesome IRL, without all the internet made up stuff, he made his own martial art, and is strong and stuff...
his tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
Chuck eats only beef jerky and craps only gunpowder, he uses the gunpowder in his gun to shoot a cow to get more beef jerky, some people call this the circle of life
in the beginning there was nothing, then chuck norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and said 'get a job', that is the story of the universe
his tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
Chuck eats only beef jerky and craps only gunpowder, he uses the gunpowder in his gun to shoot a cow to get more beef jerky, some people call this the circle of life
in the beginning there was nothing, then chuck norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and said 'get a job', that is the story of the universe
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I’m pretty sure if you give link all of his powers/items he could beat chuck. Use the unlimited from majoras mask. throw on the fierce deity's mask and periodically cast narru's love(invincibility from all damage for a short period of time. recast before it runs out and slowly whittle away at chuck HP. Evan if link starts to lose ho could travel back in time to before he challenge chuck and think of a better strategy
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mew10 wrote...
I’m pretty sure if you give link all of his powers/items he could beat chuck. Use the unlimited from majoras mask. throw on the fierce deity's mask and periodically cast narru's love(invincibility from all damage for a short period of time. recast before it runs out and slowly whittle away at chuck HP. Evan if link starts to lose ho could travel back in time to before he challenge chuck and think of a better strategyI have a myriad of reasons why that wouldn't work.
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[*]Link lost Nayru's Love after Majora's Mask
[*]Link lost his masks after Majora's Mask
[*]The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris. Omni Blade ftl.
[*]Link can't use any items during his Fierce Deity transformation.
[*]If Link is losing, he's not gonna have enough time to play the Song of Time. Chuck would smash that ocarina in a heartbeat.
[/list:u]
GG
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Chuck Norris = God!!
That is the only true!!!
Chuck Norris in his heaven. All's right with the world. ^^
PD: I'm argentinian, because of that my eanglish is too bad TT
That is the only true!!!
Chuck Norris in his heaven. All's right with the world. ^^
PD: I'm argentinian, because of that my eanglish is too bad TT
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Chuck Norris wrote...
Chuck Norris = God!!That is the only true!!!
Chuck Norris in his heaven. All's right with the world. ^^
PD: I'm argentinian, because of that my eanglish is too bad TT
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Noutakun wrote...
mew10 wrote...
I’m pretty sure if you give link all of his powers/items he could beat chuck. Use the unlimited from majoras mask. throw on the fierce deity's mask and periodically cast narru's love(invincibility from all damage for a short period of time. recast before it runs out and slowly whittle away at chuck HP. Evan if link starts to lose ho could travel back in time to before he challenge chuck and think of a better strategyI have a myriad of reasons why that wouldn't work.
[list]
[*]Link lost Nayru's Love after Majora's Mask
[*]Link lost his masks after Majora's Mask
[*]The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris. Omni Blade ftl.
[*]Link can't use any items during his Fierce Deity transformation.
[*]If Link is losing, he's not gonna have enough time to play the Song of Time. Chuck would smash that ocarina in a heartbeat.
[/list:u]
GG
In response to the first 2 I started my post with if you give link all his powers/items, so he would have access to his masks and magic from all of his games. Also link has his bottled fairies so even if chuck does kill him he can just res and retreat before chuck notices he's back, then he can go back in time. another thing is that as the heart piece have shown us by putting the pieces back together the item is magically fixed so if chuck smashes the ocarina Link could eventually gather the dust together and use it. I forget about the lack of magic in fierce deity mode but I guess he could use the stone mask instead and make himself invisible.
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I have a myriad of reasons why that wouldn't work.
Too bad York is right; Chuck needs to die a quick and painless death, and it needs to happen ASAP before this painfully old fad drags on any longer. But due to the fact that he is a mere mortal like everyone else with a completely overblown reputation, I say we get Chuck's replacement in the King of Badass department to do the honors.
So who would you guys rather see put Chuck six feet under (assuming we ignore Noutakun and the "Chuck is God" crowd): Archer from Fate/Stay Night, or the Kool-Aid Man?
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Comartemis wrote...
(assuming we ignore Noutakun and the "Chuck is God" crowd): Archer from Fate/Stay Night, or the Kool-Aid Man?1. It's impossible to ignore me. =P
2. It's impossible to ignore all the religious people.
3. Neither of those are near badass enough to beat Chuck Norris. Even his REAL facts make him more badass than them.
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Comartemis wrote...
So who would you guys rather see put Chuck six feet under
Solid Snake? He's a badass WITH a MULLET! or maybe Captain Planet.
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Noutakun wrote...
0_0 The coolest thing about this post is that your post count is 0.Beacause i don't talk english too good, i never enter before to the forum =P