I HAVE ARRIVED.

Because apparently, some people here have been trying to get my girlfriend to get me to make an account.

Soooooooooooo.

I did.


I'm James.
Or Jamie.

-Adjusts hat-

I'm Lollie, I'll be your official tourguide for your stay at Fakku.

If you shift your gaze to the right, you'll notice our bustling Music section. Many people discuss their favorite bands, and some of our users share their own works.

If you turn to your left, you'll see our Computers & Technology section. Here most users discuss the latest electronics, and ask for advice regarding technical problems.

Follow me, sir.

......

Very good.

If you look straight ahead of you, you'll notice these two large dungeon doors. The one on your right leads to Serious Discussion, which as you can most probably guess, is where our fellow users discuss subjects of controversial or political nature.

That very large and lethal-looking wrought iron chasm leads to the bowels of Fakku Itself. It is known as Incoherent Babbling. It is a treacherous maze of idiocy and sick humour. Enter at your own peril.

There, now that we've gotten the formalties out of the way..

Welcome to Fakku, my love.
I'm so glad you're finally here. <3

Well thank you darling~ <3

Well, you finally got me to do it.
Soooo. Yeah. I'm here.

Nowww...Imma go 'splore.

You're welcome :3 <3

Oh, shush. You know you've been curious about it. Especially with your blossoming bromance with Artcell, and all.

You're going to get greeted pretty hard by the regs though xD
But.. well... you know how to read. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Yay, he has arrived!

*tries to do the awesome face*

You'll like it here, Jimmy. Trust me, though it may be a hentai forum, there's something here for everyone.

Another hearty welcome to Fakku, mah boi! :D

EDIT: I'm sorry, blossoming WHAT?! o_O

Indeed, blossoming WHAT?!

Anywho, welcome to Fakku! It seems you've been given a pretty rundown of Fakku already, online and possibly irl.

So, what are your hobbies? Favorite fetishes? How did you discover hentai?

Hey Art is mine! I am the only one allowed to have bromance with him.

oh and whats up man! I have heard soooo much about you. Welcome to this wonderful community of perverts. We are all friendly here even though it depends on what thread your in that will determine what type of friendliness you receive. But if you realize that everyone is just haveing fun and don't get butt hurt you will be fine. Good to have you with us.

... what am I, some prize?



So we talked some music through Kittie, and now, there's some bromance between us! @_@

I see the dorktastic grin on James' face everytime you two geek out over bands/artists. One night he stayed up wayyyy too fucking late and I had to physically pry him away for SLEEEEPPP..

totalbromance, yo.

seriously man. don't hesitate to ask for help or anything around here. Although don't ask IB. They won't help as much as you might think

Welcome to Fakku, enjoy your stay!



How was it made "Official"? I demand proof!!

I'm his official everything, babeh.

I think I will.
I haven't actually frequented a forum in AGES.
I was still in high school the last time I was on a message board of any kind. o.O

I'll probably park in the music forum for awhile.
Just 'cause.

AND THANK YOU! :D

I am surprised.

Really? Why?

*evil grin*

Welcome to Fakku fresh meat

Careful. Nothing's happening to this guy, as long as Kittie's around.

Because something like that actually happened.

Don't worry I know who he is



Besides I'm only joking

Something like what? Someone getting their bf/gf onto Fakku?