I HAVE ARRIVED.

No, the official thingy.

And people did that a lot in the past.

Grav's cool. My man can take care of himself. <3

Also,

James, you should probably answer some of the users' questions. >_< Like.. age, interests, etc. :3

Let people get to know you. n-n

Yes, yes indeedy.
I've seen her get on quite a bit. Whenever I'm in the bedroom when she's on.
My computer however, is not in the bedroom.
It's a tiny room. Too tiny for an additional computer.

Hobbies..

General hooliganisms. Playing music way too loudly. Playing my guitar way too loudly. Writing very loud music. Playing whatever PC game I have on my computer at the time while playing one of two pokemon games. Because, let's face it. I'm a nerd like that. NERDS UNITE.

Fetishes? Ask Lollie. c: She got me in to quite a few new ones.

Discovery of hentai? Think I was in middle school. Yeah. Middle school. Summer after 6th grade.

What's your blood type?
What part of the toothpaste tube do you squeeze?
Do you leave the seat up or down?
What's your medical history?
Do you like explosions?
What's the Air velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
What's the final digit of Pi?
What's the meaning of life?
Is it true that I'm an alien?
Why am I asking so many irrelevant questions?
Why did I just ask myself that?
And again?
That wasn't even a question?
Nor was that?
FUCK

My name's Rick, I'm an Adventure Sphere.

He really likes it when I call him Daddy.
:3

well thats pretty hot. I wish a girl would call me daddy. He sure is lucky

Blood type? You know what? I have no freakin' idea.
What part of the toothpaste tube do I squeeze? Hmm.. I squeeze from the middle. When it starts running out, I squeeze from the bottom and get it all bunched together at the top.
Do I leave the seat up or down? Down.
Medical history? Clean bill 'o health. Save for some nerve damage from unfortunate biking accidents.
Do I like explosions? Does Micheal Bay like explosions?
What's the air velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Final digit of Pi? Q.
What's the meaning of life? Forty two!
I don't know. Is it true you're an alien?
I also don't know. Why are you asking irrelevant questions?

As a side note..I was going to try and find a gif featuring Mindy from Mindy and Buttons doing her thing.
You know..

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay I love you buh bye!

But, such a thing doesn't exist.

WHY.

True facts.
It's pretty-goddamn-hot.

glad you understand. Now don't you take her for granted. A lot of people wish they had a awesome girl like Lollie

Oh, I know. And I most certainly don't take her for granted.
She's quite awesome. c: And she's only getting better.

Well with that done I must say it is a pleasure to meet you. I'm Echo *shakes your hand* Any friend of Lollie is a friend of mine. If you want to chat you can send me a message any time. I do hope you enjoy our perverted internet paradise.

*Returns the handshake* Likewise. It's definitely a pleasure to meet one of her friends. c:

By the way. Your signature.

Hellsing. For. The. Fucking. Win.

You'll also learn, just like everyone else will.
I have the mouth of a sailor.

Hellsing is for sure amazing.

Seras is my waifu. Even though you are new and a freind my army of vampire ninja maids will show you no mercy if you try any thing funny on her. She is mine. (just poking a little fun at you. People do it all the time here. you'll get used to it)

Sweetie,

This is a hentai forum.

The site name translates to .. well, I'm pretty sure you can tell just by looking at it. I thought for a while that it couldn't mean that.. but yeah.. it's exactly what it looks like.

It means "Fuck off" or "fuck" in Japanese. Not sure which.

Fuck you.

Either way,
Fuck is definitely a part of it.

Hellsing has been one of my favorites for a number of years.
I really got into anime in high school. Knew about it during middle school.
I skipped out on Boy scouts just to watch Gundam Wing late nights on Toonami back when Gundam Wing was still on it, and Toonami was a real thing.

It's all good.

And, no worries.
I have thick-as-hell skin.
Nothing phases me.

Poke away!
I might make the Pillsbury Doughboy 'Woo-hoo!' if you poke me in the stomach.

Just 'cause.

Ooooh? LOL. The Pillsbury Doughboy huh? Thats funny.

Glad to hear your a serious anime fan. Whats your favorite show?

Yes.
Because I do it for the lulz.

I used to be a serious anime fan. Until my collection got stolen in high school. Along with my music collection...D:

Over 200 disks. Gone. Was a sad, sad day.

BUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE. I'm slowly regaining everything I've lost.
At least, as far as anime goes.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is my ultimate favorite. Absolute. Above all else. None can touch the genius that is NGE.

And by default, End of Evangelion is my favorite anime movie. With Akira in second.

Because, in my opinion, EoE should be the real ending to NGE. Instead of the lameass original episodes 25 and 26.

Bahhhhh.