[#2] Perverted Poll: How often do you masturbate?
How often do you masturbate?
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Welcome to the perverted poll, wherein I ask you questions related to all things perverted. Here's one that everyone here should be able to answer: how often to you masturbate?
At least once a day for me, but a lot of days I'll do it more than once, so I'll go with the first option.
At least once a day for me, but a lot of days I'll do it more than once, so I'll go with the first option.
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Im going with the less than once a day thing...hell i dont have time to do it -_-...and i dont need to do it either xD(y jack off when u could get laid?<-and to that point, something i have said n a different topic, i dont have sex unless i love someone....sooo.....its confusing ><)
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About once a week. A lot of things have to be right for it to happen- the mood, timing, material. It's just not a big deal with me.
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Slightly less than once a day. And yes, I have a girlfriend, and I love her. Doesn't stop anything though. =P
And if I may say so, sometimes I prefer masturbating. Yes, actual sex feels amazing, and sometimes I wouldn't give up anything for it. But you're also under a little pressure to perform, and you need a good deal of free time too (not to mention telling that little voice at the back of your head yelling "sex is animalistic and unsophisticated!" to STFU). Also, you have to find the right place and time to do it, whereas with masturbation all you need is some free time and somewhere where you can hide for about 10 minutes. Your imagination is free to wander unrestricted (yes, I don't fap to porn; most porn turns me off. T_T), and you can come anytime you want.
But I contradict myself. I find the best sex is when you're doing it with someone you like a lot (I won't say love; what is love anyway?), and it's not about satisfying your lust or reaching orgasm (masturbation is better for that). Slow, regular thrusts while caressing gently, deep kisses, and soft, lovey-dovey talk you wouldn't normally say. But I digress.
I suppose my conclusion is that masturbating is best for relieving your lust. For me at least, it has nothing to do with getting laid or not. Sure, I lust after a few girls other than my girlfriend (hey, who doesn't? lol) but I'm a devoted little idiot and will have sex only with her; therefore, masturbation can be quite helpful.
End of rant.
And if I may say so, sometimes I prefer masturbating. Yes, actual sex feels amazing, and sometimes I wouldn't give up anything for it. But you're also under a little pressure to perform, and you need a good deal of free time too (not to mention telling that little voice at the back of your head yelling "sex is animalistic and unsophisticated!" to STFU). Also, you have to find the right place and time to do it, whereas with masturbation all you need is some free time and somewhere where you can hide for about 10 minutes. Your imagination is free to wander unrestricted (yes, I don't fap to porn; most porn turns me off. T_T), and you can come anytime you want.
But I contradict myself. I find the best sex is when you're doing it with someone you like a lot (I won't say love; what is love anyway?), and it's not about satisfying your lust or reaching orgasm (masturbation is better for that). Slow, regular thrusts while caressing gently, deep kisses, and soft, lovey-dovey talk you wouldn't normally say. But I digress.
I suppose my conclusion is that masturbating is best for relieving your lust. For me at least, it has nothing to do with getting laid or not. Sure, I lust after a few girls other than my girlfriend (hey, who doesn't? lol) but I'm a devoted little idiot and will have sex only with her; therefore, masturbation can be quite helpful.
End of rant.
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...i really dont know...when i was younger it used to be 3 times everyday (yer i was pretty bad) but now that i am a little older i only do it maybe once...somtimes twice a day but thats only if everything is just right...
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about 2 to 3 times im having to much to do working 3 days frome 6,30 to 16,30 and going to skool 3 days a week from 8,25 to 15,20 and i got a 80 to 95 min buss ride to and frme skool, and i got 2h to 4h trainings in the evning 4 times a week so when i get home
So eventurly im to tierd to do it
So eventurly im to tierd to do it
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1 to 5 times
depending on what fakku serves up
jack off more when there is more english translation
apparently my dick likes a storyline
depending on what fakku serves up
jack off more when there is more english translation
apparently my dick likes a storyline
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onlyforfakku wrote...
my dick likes a storylineOk. So you have a reading penis. Damn, we should call the book of world records people. They would give you money/fame for that sort of random stuff.
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Skyler998 wrote...
That would be an interesting sight to see (imagining a reading dick)o_o What if it could talk too... I'm glad I don't have a talking penis... -_-"
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Skyler998 wrote...
That would be an interesting sight to see (imagining a reading dick)and it walks with its balls
