[#2] Perverted Poll: How often do you masturbate?
How often do you masturbate?
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Skyler998 wrote...
That would be an interesting sight to see (imagining a reading dick)would it eventually get so smart that it detaches itself and leads a separate life devoid of you?
imagine it:
:o stranger- "i'm taking a poll for some research. would you mind me asking how sexually active are you?"
:? you- "what poll is this for?"
:o - " i work at kinsey. we're studying the sexual activity of young adults. now, please, could you answer? how sexually active are you?"
:? - "oh, that's cool, i guess. me? very."
:o - "okay, first question. do you prepare against s.t.d.'s?"
:? - "i don't know, probably."
:o - "what do you mean probably?"
:? - "well, i'm never 'there' when it happens."
:o - "what? how's that? what do you mean? then why'd you say you're very active?"
:? - "because, i am. i just don't know what's going on."
:o - "uhh, okay. if you wanted to waste me time, you could've just flipped me off, douche-wipe."
:? - "dude, listen, a couple months ago my cock detached itself and just left. now it's somewhere i don't know doing God knows what."
:o - "it... detached?"
:? - "yeah, first it started reading, then discovered it could kinda walk, and, eventually, just left. it left me a nice letter, though. i didn't know it could write 'till i saw the letter."
:o - "do you have proof? and if it's detached, how do you know it's active?"
:? - "you sure are disbelieving. it sent me postcards and pictures of the poons it's conquered. here, see? it sent that to me."
:o - "holy fuck-me-in-the-ass-sally shit. that's a cock... drinking... with... wait, who is that? no way... is that keira knightly?"
:? - "yeah, apparently it gets around. i'm awaiting an update any day now. "
:o - "you're gonna be famous. a detachable penis, i'm gonna be famous. we're gonna be famous. imagine the public reaction. wow."
:? - "i rather not, i don't people to know i'm wang-less."
in the end, your cock could end up writing a book of its adventures and you could get rich off of it because, y'know, it's your cock. unless it tries to divorce itself from you. then you're just fucked.
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Depends on many things. The highest number I reach on a regular basis is 3 times in a day. The lowest is not doing it for about a week without any real reason. On average it's about once or twice a day.
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November wrote...
I do it a lot, helps if you have had a stress filled day.wonder if u guys have it for me there is a side effect that is increased drowsiness which sometimes lead to 24 hours sleep none stop till someone wakes u up because they thought u are dead...
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If you cum and masturbate another time, does it counts as 2 times?
If yes, sometimes, I dont have enough fingers to count.
If yes, sometimes, I dont have enough fingers to count.
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For me it all depends on the day. If i have nothing to do exept watch anime on my computer then ill take a "break" quite often, but if i can hang out with friend i can go for quite some time without masterbating
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It actually varies...but once per day seems like a good enough vote. Although lately I'm kinda slacking off, and I've dropped to like once per 2-3 days.
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Heh, that whole reading dick thing a few posts back sounds like something you might hear about on Homestar Runner if they allowed stuff like that.
Yeah, I jack off more or less nightly, sometimes in the morning if I have time; it's a good way to get rid of morning wood.
Yeah, I jack off more or less nightly, sometimes in the morning if I have time; it's a good way to get rid of morning wood.
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i was quite superstitious for someone quite cynical way back then, so i used to have a schedule @_@
it's funny when i remember how i casually answered something like "I do it at Mondays, Wednsdays and Fridays..." when a guy classmate of mine asked me how often i do it
[size=6]but way before that, i could do it everyday and orgasm like, 9 times[/h]
it's funny when i remember how i casually answered something like "I do it at Mondays, Wednsdays and Fridays..." when a guy classmate of mine asked me how often i do it
[size=6]but way before that, i could do it everyday and orgasm like, 9 times[/h]
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jonsmth wrote...
[font size=6]but way before that, i could do it everyday and orgasm like, 9 times[/font]XD Your small words have abandoned you!
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Noutakun wrote...
jonsmth wrote...
[font size=6]but way before that, i could do it everyday and orgasm like, 9 times[/font]XD Your small words have abandoned you!
EDIT THAT! DX
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Having roomates turns masturbation into a ninja game, that's all I can say. You go for the gusto while you can wherever you can.
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haha! everyone comments made me laugh
dude, lol! I'm working on it! ^-^ first try, i orgasm 5 times straight. then like yesterday i wanna try to see if i can go over it, and i reached up to 7..then i quit cause i was getting tired and thought that was enough..lol~ you beat me! =P
oops. forgot to answer the question..probably once every month? or probably none at all for like many months. but ever since i discovered this site, my horomones been acting up. lol. so, once every 3 to 4 weeks????
jonsmth wrote...
but way before that, i could do it everyday and orgasm like, 9 times[/font]dude, lol! I'm working on it! ^-^ first try, i orgasm 5 times straight. then like yesterday i wanna try to see if i can go over it, and i reached up to 7..then i quit cause i was getting tired and thought that was enough..lol~ you beat me! =P
oops. forgot to answer the question..probably once every month? or probably none at all for like many months. but ever since i discovered this site, my horomones been acting up. lol. so, once every 3 to 4 weeks????
