A Golden Dilemma

Rbz · 2009-10-08T11:59:25+00:00

I was flipping through a newspaper I found on the train yesterday when I noticed an Ad saying that their business will buy your gold. When I turned the page, wouldn't you know it, there was an Ad of another business saying that they will buy your gold. This amused me quite a bit, and so I thought it would be fun to see which of these advertisements is superior. Ad 1: Cash for gold (CFG) Ad 2: Gold Rush (GR) Let's examine the more peculiar aspects of these advertisements. To begin, they both have a focus on money and showing you said money: CFG Spoiler: GR: Spoiler: It's interesting to note that they both prefer benjamins. The George Washington demographic will be sorely disappointed. Next, we will look at their marketing ploy. CFG tries to bribe you into giving them business with money, while GR uses a hot chick! The ol' "You might get some pussy out of this if you do business with us" marketing. The sneaky bastards. CFG Spoiler: GR: Spoiler: Nothing like some titties to remind you how horny you are for money. If you're horny for both, hell, you might as well delete all your other porn. They both give you the idea that your gold is extremely valuable. They make it sounds as if I might buy a house with a gold nugget. I remember the good old days when I used to hustle shops in the pokemon world, selling gold nuggets at 5k a piece. Your gold is worth a fag load: CFG Spoiler: GR: Spoiler: Finally, they both make some very bold claims that need to be approached with caution. Don't think too much though, for their marketing magic might wear off. CFG Spoiler: GR: Spoiler: Well, the GR ad did use the word "guaranteed", so they have to be the ones that pay higher than the other guy that pays higher. As you now have learned, these ads are very hostile towards one another, always trying to one-up the other. I think I even saw some really small text saying something about raping that hot chick in the other Ad with a golden dildo. Fakku, which of these "shiny-metal whore" advertisements do you believe to be the most compelling and maybe jizz worthy?

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Which is superior?

Kaien

15 years ago

Go for Gold Rush, they got bitches so theyre doing something right

dr roxo

15 years ago

Give gold to these companies or take butt sex from a gorilla? Tough choice

Morning Star Soba-Scans Staff

15 years ago

Which ever one can get me laid the fastest...

Eranikum

15 years ago

Trust neither. It smells like rotten fish...

Spoiler:

I don't trust ads further than the print they bought to be honest. Incase this wasn't just the usual sarcastic irony topic... try asking the consumer protection if you got something like that where ya live :)

Gambler

15 years ago

If I had gold, I will be keeping it with me for a very long time, unless I need some money urgently.

On a side note, the value of platinum is rising too, if I did not remember wrongly. However, there is a tendency for said metal to fluctuate quite a bit.

Rbz

15 years ago

No lessons were learned? D:

[z]NOFUTURE

15 years ago

cash for gold cuz they blatently steal ur shit

Tsujoi Social Media Manager

15 years ago

BRB, selling my gold.

g-money

15 years ago

Tsujoi wrote...

BRB, selling my gold.

Holy shit! You had gold?

Temcor

15 years ago

Hmm, Gold Rush I guess. Clever strategy using woman to attract attention compared to the other one. The word guaranteed also makes me attracted to the Gold Rush ad compared to Cash for Gold ad. Also I did some search on their website and it seems Gold Rush looks more trustworthy than the other one.

Gold Rush
Cash for Gold

Rob920

15 years ago

Awesome, this is, more i wish i saw of this type of discussion, they should merge.

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