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Ok so like, I'm getting ready to hit the MTA bus the other day. I'm minding my own god damn business waiting at the stop, under the veil might I add, because it was raining. Anywho, I look like a pretty approachable guy, that I can understand. I'm usually quite patient with people as a first impression. Until recently, I didn't want to believe it, but the first impression does matter most.
Back to my bullshit. Okay, so I'm waiting at the stop and this person walks up to me. She then greeted me with a "Hi". So of course. I say "Hi" back with a smile. Unfortunately, I forgot how charming I was. Out of the fuck of oblivion she starts talking about something called Death Note. Now, I didn't know much about the subject whatsoever until this confrontation. She starts spewing all of this shit about how she killed her neighbor by writing their name in a book. (WTF?!) And being as polite as I am, I simply end "Uh huh", "Wow...", "That's odd...". What I didn't realize was that I was encouraging her to say more. At this point, there were many other people surrounding the bus stop. She was the ONLY person talking, and at a VERY VERY VERY high volume might I add. So everyone is fucking staring at me. And I'm like "God, help me...". So I get on the damn bus. And guess who sits next to me? Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. It was the longest fucking 15minutes of my life. I learned the whole story of Death Note and even more about how the male characters in Bleach each sodomized each other on a fan made video. The bus was again dead silent except for her.
I don't ride the bus anymore because of this. That person shows up everyday. It's horrifying. Tell me fakku, can anime really do this to a person? It was scary. Perhaps I should have said "fuck off" in the first place. You tell me.
Back to my bullshit. Okay, so I'm waiting at the stop and this person walks up to me. She then greeted me with a "Hi". So of course. I say "Hi" back with a smile. Unfortunately, I forgot how charming I was. Out of the fuck of oblivion she starts talking about something called Death Note. Now, I didn't know much about the subject whatsoever until this confrontation. She starts spewing all of this shit about how she killed her neighbor by writing their name in a book. (WTF?!) And being as polite as I am, I simply end "Uh huh", "Wow...", "That's odd...". What I didn't realize was that I was encouraging her to say more. At this point, there were many other people surrounding the bus stop. She was the ONLY person talking, and at a VERY VERY VERY high volume might I add. So everyone is fucking staring at me. And I'm like "God, help me...". So I get on the damn bus. And guess who sits next to me? Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. It was the longest fucking 15minutes of my life. I learned the whole story of Death Note and even more about how the male characters in Bleach each sodomized each other on a fan made video. The bus was again dead silent except for her.
I don't ride the bus anymore because of this. That person shows up everyday. It's horrifying. Tell me fakku, can anime really do this to a person? It was scary. Perhaps I should have said "fuck off" in the first place. You tell me.
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GourmetPrince wrote...
Ok so like, I'm getting ready to hit the MTA bus the other day. I'm minding my own god damn business waiting at the stop, under the veil might I add, because it was raining. Anywho, I look like a pretty approachable guy, that I can understand. I'm usually quite patient with people as a first impression. Until recently, I didn't want to believe it, but the first impression does matter most.Back to my bullshit. Okay, so I'm waiting at the stop and this person walks up to me. She then greeted me with a "Hi". So of course. I say "Hi" back with a smile. Unfortunately, I forgot how charming I was. Out of the fuck of oblivion she starts talking about something called Death Note. Now, I didn't know much about the subject whatsoever until this confrontation. She starts spewing all of this shit about how she killed her neighbor by writing their name in a book. (WTF?!) And being as polite as I am, I simply end "Uh huh", "Wow...", "That's odd...". What I didn't realize was that I was encouraging her to say more. At this point, there were many other people surrounding the bus stop. She was the ONLY person talking, and at a VERY VERY VERY high volume might I add. So everyone is fucking staring at me. And I'm like "God, help me...". So I get on the damn bus. And guess who sits next to me? Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. It was the longest fucking 15minutes of my life. I learned the whole story of Death Note and even more about how the male characters in Bleach each sodomized each other on a fan made video. The bus was again dead silent except for her.
I don't ride the bus anymore because of this. That person shows up everyday. It's horrifying. Tell me fakku, can anime really do this to a person? It was scary. Perhaps I should have said "fuck off" in the first place. You tell me.
Epic.
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M2991 wrote...
GourmetPrince wrote...
Ok so like, I'm getting ready to hit the MTA bus the other day. I'm minding my own god damn business waiting at the stop, under the veil might I add, because it was raining. Anywho, I look like a pretty approachable guy, that I can understand. I'm usually quite patient with people as a first impression. Until recently, I didn't want to believe it, but the first impression does matter most.Back to my bullshit. Okay, so I'm waiting at the stop and this person walks up to me. She then greeted me with a "Hi". So of course. I say "Hi" back with a smile. Unfortunately, I forgot how charming I was. Out of the fuck of oblivion she starts talking about something called Death Note. Now, I didn't know much about the subject whatsoever until this confrontation. She starts spewing all of this shit about how she killed her neighbor by writing their name in a book. (WTF?!) And being as polite as I am, I simply end "Uh huh", "Wow...", "That's odd...". What I didn't realize was that I was encouraging her to say more. At this point, there were many other people surrounding the bus stop. She was the ONLY person talking, and at a VERY VERY VERY high volume might I add. So everyone is fucking staring at me. And I'm like "God, help me...". So I get on the damn bus. And guess who sits next to me? Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. It was the longest fucking 15minutes of my life. I learned the whole story of Death Note and even more about how the male characters in Bleach each sodomized each other on a fan made video. The bus was again dead silent except for her.
I don't ride the bus anymore because of this. That person shows up everyday. It's horrifying. Tell me fakku, can anime really do this to a person? It was scary. Perhaps I should have said "fuck off" in the first place. You tell me.
Epic.
I'm flattered that you can find some enjoyment out of my embarrassment. That's why I posted this, after all. :wink:
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Kaimax
Best Master-San
If that person doesn't have a strong "mental barrier", any anime can do that to you. :lol:
Two thumbs up, for surviving. I usually ignore that kind of people.
:D
Two thumbs up, for surviving. I usually ignore that kind of people.
:D
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Its people like that who make me embarrassed to say I like the first arc of Death Note. Either emo's or the outright fucking crazy watch it which drags it down.
I feel sorry for you but, you should have been straight with her and told her she was a little unhinged (especially about the killing her neighbor) and tell her to get the fuck away from you.
I feel sorry for you but, you should have been straight with her and told her she was a little unhinged (especially about the killing her neighbor) and tell her to get the fuck away from you.
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Captain_Falcon wrote...
When you see a weaboo, RUN.Or tell them the Naruto filler was GOOD then run.
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Seph wrote...
What freaked me out the most while reading the OP was that he hasn't watched Death Note :evil:And now I never will.
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Break into a conversation about how much you love lolis and they will shut up because they'll be embarrased.
Though I get what you mean. There are just some people who can't figure out that it's not reality and the world doesn't revolve around anime. (It revolves around porn dammit)
Though I get what you mean. There are just some people who can't figure out that it's not reality and the world doesn't revolve around anime. (It revolves around porn dammit)
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PersonDude wrote...
Break into a conversation about how much you love lolis and they will shut up because they'll be embarrased.Though I get what you mean. There are just some people who can't figure out that it's not reality and the world doesn't revolve around anime. (It revolves around porn dammit)
Hahaha!
You're brilliant. I love it.
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That certainly is an interesting experience.
I would probably have reacted the way you would've being the polite son of a **** i am. I just can't muster up enough strength to say the words "Shut the fuck up", though i do repeat it endlessly in my head.
I would probably have reacted the way you would've being the polite son of a **** i am. I just can't muster up enough strength to say the words "Shut the fuck up", though i do repeat it endlessly in my head.
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PersonDude wrote...
Break into a conversation about how much you love lolis and they will shut up because they'll be embarrased.
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i agree with m2991 that is just epic but after awhile i would have been like ok your being a little to loud and ur kinda weird from how i see u so yea...
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Azuran wrote...
Is the girl hot?Right on time. For a moment there I was getting worried nobody would say it. All is right in the universe.
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Azuran wrote...
Is the girl hot?It wouldn't have been an issue in the first place if she WAS hot.
Fucked up, but true! :wink:
