ASS WIPING STYLE

HELO,

AFTER TAKING A SHIT, MOST PEOPLE WIPE THEIR ASS SO IT DOESNT BECOME ITCHY AS FUCK

I WAS WONDERIN......

DO YOU GUYS WIPE YOUR ASS STANDING UP OR WHILE STILL SITTING DOWN????????

I USED TO STAND UP TO WIPE ASS

BUT THEN I STARTED TO SIT DOWN AND WIPE ASS

BUT I FOUND OUT THROUGH INTENSIVE RESEARCH AND I GET BETTER WIPES THROUGH THE STAND UP METHOD

DISCUSS

I don't take shits so I have no comment.

I use lollollol12 so neither apply to be.

After doing a #2 I enjoy sitting on the toilet for 5 minutes contemplating how I will hustle today, then I get up half way and wipe my bum with brand new 10 dollar bills. Sadly, I'm not wealthy enough to do it fully standing with benjamins.

I do it sitting down. Though I shall give the stand up method a try. Thank you sir for this revolutionary idea.

COOL BRO I ALSO WIPE MY ASS STANDING I FIND IT TO BE THE BEST METHOD IN CLEANING MY ASS THOROUGHLY.

i agree

I wipe standing up, using checks that haven't been cashed in. I only use checks with a value > 1000, because my ass deserves quality. And then I cash those checks in.

I wipe ass while I take a shit.

wow, you must be really constipated...

I wipe sitting down

I do it while doing squats... keeps me fit and healthy

Standing~

Always. Its reglatory to show respect to the toilet.

My body destroys waste in my internal reactor.

Hmm so your ass is like a black hole that makes waste disappear. You must be from a future, right?

I neither sit down nor stand up. I just lift myself one or two inches from the seat. WITH TELEKINESIS.

It's like halfway.. between standing up and sitting down. The knees are bent. Applying a small bit of lotion to the toilet paper also helps get you very very clean and fresh. I really want a bidet though so I can be through with ass wiping. Bidets rock, I'm upset that they are not very popular in the West.

me too

It's not so much of a black hole as it is a small sun that burns everything.

I GET THE FEELING YOU TOOK THIS FROM THE MOVIE ADAM AND EVE UNCLE PHIL. ANYWAY, I WIPE MYSELF STANDING UP DUDE.

the toilet I have has a bedit nozzle built in so I don't have to wipe.