awkward first bite

Bananas. They're delicious. Unfortunately, due to their phallic nature, taking the first bite can be a difficult process. So, gentlemen, how do you eat bananas in public?

I fellate it gently whilst jiggling the imaginary balls. After moving it in and out a sufficient amount, I make an orgasm sound effect, and swallow it whole.

What a topic!

It certainly does bring forth quite a bit of curiosity, this discussion is so serious in nature that it actually makes me chuckle a bit.

Well moving on, I think the best approach is hard, and fast. A simple solution, but a feasible one none the less.

I have a story that kind of relates to this topic. I was eating a banana a month or so ago. I am at my computer and am in the mood, I decided to put the banana down on a plate and do my thang. After I've finished and all that, I see the peeled banana on my plate and threw it out, beacuse I just could not bring myself to eat it.

i usually peel it, place the tip on my tongue, wrap my lips around it, take a bite, and remove it from my mouth. pretty much repeat that process till it's gone

I've never really given eating a banana much thought, I always thought ice cream cones were more perverted. I always lick them because they're too cold for my teeth

I normally peel it real slow and slowly slide it to the back of my throat where I either eat it whole or gag.

Also this video is totally relevant.

peel it, eat it, done.

Now fer sum related Vids...





Cats like em fine too...



And back on topic I just eat them like nothing its just a froot...

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err...Fruit...

EDIT: MOAR...

This^ I just eat it.

I usually spin the banana on my hand, stop it, flick my nose, then yell BANANA!

Like so:

I don't eat them in public.

its food, why should i worry about eating it =/

I break off chunks of it and eat those that way the banana loses it's phallacy. Or at least the parts I'm eating do.

The Girls Bravo one...?

U just too slow... lol...

Because most people carry around bananas and eat them in public. I can see the need for such a topic. And I can totally relate, what with never witnessing this ever in my entire life and all.

oh god that's so classic, lol

Pretend I'm being raped and bite down hard.