awkward first bite
0
I just bite it. It's not like there's a large crowd of people anticipating me eating phallic food. And even when there is, I just make it anticlimactic.
0
I pull a banana out of my pocket and shoot someone with it. Then I spin the banana and put it in my pocket. Go home, peel the banana, chop it up, add ice cream and strawberries and make strawberry smoothie.
0
TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
I shoved the entire thing in my mouth at once. It's best for me that way.
0
Sprite wrote...
Instead of biting the tip, you can always bite the side.The fuck?
Anyone who eats a banana like that deserves to have their ass kicked.
0
StrayDog wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Instead of biting the tip, you can always bite the side.The fuck?
Anyone who eats a banana like that deserves to have their ass kicked.
I lol'd...
0
I try to eat them like a normal person(peel and eat), that is until i notice somebody trying to watch me eat so they can make a "gay" joke.
If that happens then i tend to eat it in a way that makes the watcher feel uncomfortable (suck the tip...). After they stop watching i go back to eating it like a normal person.
If that happens then i tend to eat it in a way that makes the watcher feel uncomfortable (suck the tip...). After they stop watching i go back to eating it like a normal person.
0
Yeah...I have no issue eating bananas. Maybe after Ray Comfort got through with them it made me a little unwilling to touch them though.
0
sv51macross wrote...
Yeah...I have no issue eating bananas. Maybe after Ray Comfort got through with them it made me a little unwilling to touch them though.What do you mean, they were obviously designed for a human!
Look!
*slips banana in and out multiple times through my cupped hand*
0
catfish wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
Yeah...I have no issue eating bananas. Maybe after Ray Comfort got through with them it made me a little unwilling to touch them though.What do you mean, they were obviously designed for a human!
Look!
*slips banana in and out multiple times through my cupped hand*
*looks*
"Hmm, i see what you mean"
XD
made for humans indeed!
0
Hoshi wrote...
catfish wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
Yeah...I have no issue eating bananas. Maybe after Ray Comfort got through with them it made me a little unwilling to touch them though.What do you mean, they were obviously designed for a human!
Look!
*slips banana in and out multiple times through my cupped hand*
*looks*
"Hmm, i see what you mean"
XD
made for humans indeed!
well its an inside joke on creationists videos. Ill try to find a clip. I remember seeing a gif of him constantly putting it in and out like he was jacking a banana off.
0
mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
in people minds exist perverts...
well, I'll just eat it normally. If anyone stares at me, i'll just offer them some.
well, I'll just eat it normally. If anyone stares at me, i'll just offer them some.
0
swordmanXIII
FAKKU's Breaker
I peel it, break it into peaces, then eat it like that. If I can I would chop it into slices and eat it with chocolate.
and people get your mind out of the gutter except the ladies they can imagine the banana into what ever they please.
and people get your mind out of the gutter except the ladies they can imagine the banana into what ever they please.