Dante1214 wrote...
She does a very good pikachu impression.
I think the first thing I will teach my kids is profanity.
That way when the other parents are bragging about how their stupid stupid kid can count to 10, I can just say, "yeah? well fuck your kid!" and my kid can say, "yeah, fuck em!"
And then we will light up and head to the bar for some beers.
I'm going to be a great dad.
I would teach my kid that too, but i'll teach my kid how to do Calculus first.
So it'll go like "yeah, fuck em! i can do calculus problems!".