Babies can learn anything!
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mnx wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
She does a very good pikachu impression. I think the first thing I will teach my kids is profanity.
That way when the other parents are bragging about how their stupid stupid kid can count to 10, I can just say, "yeah? well fuck your kid!" and my kid can say, "yeah, fuck em!"
And then we will light up and head to the bar for some beers.
I'm going to be a great dad.
So it'll go like "yeah, fuck em! i can do calculus problems!".
You must be Asian.
My kid will just be awesome. True awesomeness just is, you don't have to force it.
