Computer nicknames?

Well my laptop is Atticus while my desktop computer is MakubeX.

Thaboss
Very original I know.

I named my computer Shaunn-SSD, my middle and it's a solid state drive. It's not original, but it gets the point across when I have my desktop and laptops running at the same time to transfer files between them.

I named my latest PC Chroma.

You all give your computers nicknames.......?

Ok here's one I call it: Crappy Cheap Dell Laptop.

>My old P4 computer = Mainframe
>My elite rig = Juggernaut [CoD]
>Wifi Router = Saber [F/SN]
>Mobile Phone = Atom or Synapse

Right now it's in storage (long story, don't ask), But my beast of a rig that I built myself is named "Natalya".

Because I'm a lazy and unimaginative, nearly all my devices have been named using this pattern:

Higu-(initialism), like "Higu-PC", "Higu-WP" or "Higu-Mac".

Only exception for this are my HDDs, external HDDs are called Tomboys and internals are boringly named (letter)-Mappi, like "C-Mappi" or "D-Mappi".

Mines known as my PC... because I never thought of giving it a nickname xD I wouldn't know what to name it, it's just a PC?

I give them usually a mecha related names (same goes for HDDs but there are ships included) My current PC is RK-92 Savage because it's darn good ol' piece of junk :D
My second PC got named after F-4 Phantom (Muv-Luv) and the rest of them are long gone so I can't remember.

Have never nicknamed anything. Never even considered it.

I'd still defend my stuff violently if need be, so you can't really blame me for lack of affection...

BTW Mine is Kyouko.

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I called my new computer DERP because I can never think of good names for them :/

I call my Gaming Tower Uboa and my Laptop Madotsuki from Yume Nikki.

A.L.I.C.E. (“Advanced Logistic and Inconsequence Cognizing Equipment”)
from Gundam Sentinel

definitely one of the good names I have come up for my main PC + i love Gundam Ex-S

I called my laptop Cyphen. No reason. I just like to screw words up and make new ones.

I named my laptop Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs.

Holy shit, I should call my computer juiz

My primary desktop: Griffin
My secondary desktop: Butt Pussy
Third desktop: SEED Destiny (because it runs like shit)
I have a fourth, but it doesn't have a name because it can only run Windows 2K and I hate using that.