Computer nicknames?

Since I'm a big Simpsons fan (well, the early seasons at least):

Main PC: dancinhomer
Laptop: bartman

It's name is Y, cause I keep asking myself why did I put these components in it.

Always called mines, Kishtola.

I've got a simple work laptop which I called the Office Slab once or twice, I named my gaming PC FruitBasket, I don't think Cherry named her gaming PC, and I'm currently working on converting an old computer into an emulation / arcade console which I'm calling the Ox-Box.

Still haven't gotten around to naming my laptop, since it's still fairly new and I'm still learning it's "personality".

The username on my desktop is "Abe Froman", for no particular reason...

My previous desktop was named "GIR", mostly due to it behaving badly at the most random and inopportune times. I ended up replacing all of the Windows alert sound-files with sound-clips from Invader Zim, and it would sing the "Doom Song" every time I turned it on and shut it off.