Conused By Women
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The mysteries of woman perplex me to no end and every time I see one of their obscure habits I find myself asking "why"...
For instance why do woman go to the bathroom in packs? Are they afraid they will get wounded and get pounced on by one of us men or is it for social reasons.
Another habit I find interesting is the fact that if 3 girls enter a bathroom and only 2 will come out... then after a short time there after the 3rd girl will soon emerge. what happend to the 3rd girl did she stay in there to circulate rumors more effectivly or did she just feel like staying a bit longer?
And what is the cause excessive use of the word "like"? It has no context in the persons statement and to be honest it meakes you sound like a 14 year old girl who idolizes so dumb bimbo on TV.
And Lastly (and this one sounds dumb I know) why are womens pockets so small on there jeans? The other day I saw a girl in my class having a hard time getting her tiny cell phone in to her front pocket. I mean come on, we guys have pockets that go 1/2 way to our knee in length I mean I can actualy lose stuff in mine. Well to whatever resolve it's still irritating as hell!
To those with the answers to my questions please reply and to everyone else comment, laugh, debate, but most of all have fun.
For instance why do woman go to the bathroom in packs? Are they afraid they will get wounded and get pounced on by one of us men or is it for social reasons.
Another habit I find interesting is the fact that if 3 girls enter a bathroom and only 2 will come out... then after a short time there after the 3rd girl will soon emerge. what happend to the 3rd girl did she stay in there to circulate rumors more effectivly or did she just feel like staying a bit longer?
And what is the cause excessive use of the word "like"? It has no context in the persons statement and to be honest it meakes you sound like a 14 year old girl who idolizes so dumb bimbo on TV.
And Lastly (and this one sounds dumb I know) why are womens pockets so small on there jeans? The other day I saw a girl in my class having a hard time getting her tiny cell phone in to her front pocket. I mean come on, we guys have pockets that go 1/2 way to our knee in length I mean I can actualy lose stuff in mine. Well to whatever resolve it's still irritating as hell!
To those with the answers to my questions please reply and to everyone else comment, laugh, debate, but most of all have fun.
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Skyler998 wrote...
all i can say is good observations skills but i also don't know why...meh you get bored for long enough you notice things
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Tsujoi
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Bathroom: To talk where the men can't hear. Apply makeup. Last one out applies makeup slower?
Like: I assume it's like the word "Dude".
Pockets: smaller pockets = tighter fit/look around waist? I don't know.
Like: I assume it's like the word "Dude".
Pockets: smaller pockets = tighter fit/look around waist? I don't know.
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Bathroom: what tsujoi said.
Like: That would be something spread from over here in California. It's insidiously addictive and an easy pattern to fall back into. So don't blame people if they use it occasionally but mock them all you want if they use it more than 4 times in a sentence.
Pockets: That would be because some guys decided that having big pockets on the jeans would probably make the jeans not a tight and therefore they didn't care that they made the pockets practically useless because they want to make sure women look as sexy as they can whether or not women actually want to. Seriously dude, that's not a you not understanding women issue but, a you not understanding guys issue.
Like: That would be something spread from over here in California. It's insidiously addictive and an easy pattern to fall back into. So don't blame people if they use it occasionally but mock them all you want if they use it more than 4 times in a sentence.
Pockets: That would be because some guys decided that having big pockets on the jeans would probably make the jeans not a tight and therefore they didn't care that they made the pockets practically useless because they want to make sure women look as sexy as they can whether or not women actually want to. Seriously dude, that's not a you not understanding women issue but, a you not understanding guys issue.
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who knows, its that whole different gender thing. if we could totally understand girls there wouldnt be much fun in life would there....
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kingtipop wrote...
who knows, its that whole different gender thing. if we could totally understand girls there wouldnt be much fun in life would there....I'll never really understand guys who think these things. I think some of the time I understand girls better than guys but overall people who aren't me have generally have the same level of being non-understandable as each other.
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tsujoi wrote...
Bathroom: To talk where the men can't hear. Apply makeup. Last one out applies makeup slower?Like: I assume it's like the word "Dude".
Pockets: smaller pockets = tighter fit/look around waist? I don't know.
Touche one the "like" part
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Archeangel2009 wrote...
The mysteries of woman perplex me to no end and every time I see one of their obscure habits I find myself asking "why"... For instance why do woman go to the bathroom in packs? Are they afraid they will get wounded and get pounced on by one of us men or is it for social reasons.
Another habit I find interesting is the fact that if 3 girls enter a bathroom and only 2 will come out... then after a short time there after the 3rd girl will soon emerge. what happend to the 3rd girl did she stay in there to circulate rumors more effectivly or did she just feel like staying a bit longer?
And what is the cause excessive use of the word "like"? It has no context in the persons statement and to be honest it meakes you sound like a 14 year old girl who idolizes so dumb bimbo on TV.
And Lastly (and this one sounds dumb I know) why are womens pockets so small on there jeans? The other day I saw a girl in my class having a hard time getting her tiny cell phone in to her front pocket. I mean come on, we guys have pockets that go 1/2 way to our knee in length I mean I can actualy lose stuff in mine. Well to whatever resolve it's still irritating as hell!
To those with the answers to my questions please reply and to everyone else comment, laugh, debate, but most of all have fun.
OH OH OH! Let me at it!
BATHROOM: Honestly, deep down there are three reasons. (We're complex) Yes, to talk to other girls about guys. Second, because we're weak in a away that we don't like to separate from groups. Loneliness to a girl can come from a man or friendship with her females counterparts. Third, and most important, if a girl leaves a group, she AUTOMATICALLY assumes that the rest of the bitches out there are either talking shit about her or they're trying to get with the boy they like. Girls are backstabbing bitches.
3RD GIRL: She was probably crying and had to "compose" herself or she's taking a big dump. :D I know, but girls do it to.
LIKE: There is always one girl in the pack, when your young, who is stuck in the 1980's and can't stop, like... taking a break, like making a thought or like, a sentence??! And after years of listening to the retarded one, all the other girls pick it up. Trust me, I'm still battling with the addiction myself. ::shakes her head in shame::
POCKETS: It make our ass look better. I can't explain, but yes, it helps the ass. That's a gift to you guys. ;)
Okay, instead of writing a novel... I'll make another thread about my questions about guys.
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Another things that confounds me about the female specimen.
Why is it that they get scared, or start screaming or even faint when you jump out of their shower with roses in the middle of the night.
let me tell you something, if a girl where to randomly jump out of my shower naked with roses it would me very very happy.
*sigh*
I just don't understand women at all. They say they want a guy to take charge, but when you tie them to a chair and gag them all of a sudden its Cry Cry Cry
Why is it that they get scared, or start screaming or even faint when you jump out of their shower with roses in the middle of the night.
let me tell you something, if a girl where to randomly jump out of my shower naked with roses it would me very very happy.
*sigh*
I just don't understand women at all. They say they want a guy to take charge, but when you tie them to a chair and gag them all of a sudden its Cry Cry Cry
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Archeangel2009 wrote...
rukia92 your insite impressive, but does that mean that women want us to stare at there asses?100% yes. they will tell you not to... but they say yes. truth is, if we don't get attention from our bodies, we will start throwing up our lunch in the bathroom until we get it. (Okay, maybe that was harsh, but still woman like it)
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rukia92 wrote...
Archeangel2009 wrote...
rukia92 your insite impressive, but does that mean that women want us to stare at there asses?100% yes. they will tell you not to... but they say yes. truth is, if we don't get attention from our bodies, we will start throwing up our lunch in the bathroom until we get it. (Okay, maybe that was harsh, but still woman like it)
lol pretty sarcastic
Why is it that they get scared, or start screaming or even faint when you jump out of their shower with roses in the middle of the night.
Hm i knew some girls who would rather beat the shit out of you, than to get scared. :lol: For example one of the girls in my Kung Fu School.
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[Greed] wrote...
Another things that confounds me about the female specimen.Why is it that they get scared, or start screaming or even faint when you jump out of their shower with roses in the middle of the night.
let me tell you something, if a girl where to randomly jump out of my shower naked with roses it would me very very happy.
*sigh*
I just don't understand women at all. They say they want a guy to take charge, but when you tie them to a chair and gag them all of a sudden its Cry Cry Cry
*taking notes
....Go on...
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I agree with rukia, women go to the bathroom in groups to not be left out of the conversation, and to make sure they aren't the one being talked about.
Bad grammar is by no means exclusive to girls. Excessive use of a certain phrase may be an indication of nervousness or insecurity.
Women don't need big pockets, they have purses. When they don't have a purse, they test the guy they're with by loading him down with the stuff that won't fit in their tiny pockets.
Yeah, they dress up, put on makeup, act all mature and stuff, then the second you put it in they're like "I'm only 13, I'm only 13!". Honestly*.
* too far?
Bad grammar is by no means exclusive to girls. Excessive use of a certain phrase may be an indication of nervousness or insecurity.
Women don't need big pockets, they have purses. When they don't have a purse, they test the guy they're with by loading him down with the stuff that won't fit in their tiny pockets.
[Greed] wrote...
I just don't understand women at all. They say they want a guy to take charge, but when you tie them to a chair and gag them all of a sudden its Cry Cry CryYeah, they dress up, put on makeup, act all mature and stuff, then the second you put it in they're like "I'm only 13, I'm only 13!". Honestly*.
* too far?
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rukia92 wrote...
Archeangel2009 wrote...
rukia92 your insite impressive, but does that mean that women want us to stare at there asses?100% yes. they will tell you not to... but they say yes. truth is, if we don't get attention from our bodies, we will start throwing up our lunch in the bathroom until we get it. (Okay, maybe that was harsh, but still woman like it)