Conused By Women

Archeangel2009 · 2008-04-14T21:47:45+00:00

The mysteries of woman perplex me to no end and every time I see one of their obscure habits I find myself asking "why"... For instance why do woman go to the bathroom in packs? Are they afraid they will get wounded and get pounced on by one of us men or is it for social reasons. Another habit I find interesting is the fact that if 3 girls enter a bathroom and only 2 will come out... then after a short time there after the 3rd girl will soon emerge. what happend to the 3rd girl did she stay in there to circulate rumors more effectivly or did she just feel like staying a bit longer? And what is the cause excessive use of the word "like"? It has no context in the persons statement and to be honest it meakes you sound like a 14 year old girl who idolizes so dumb bimbo on TV. And Lastly (and this one sounds dumb I know) why are womens pockets so small on there jeans? The other day I saw a girl in my class having a hard time getting her tiny cell phone in to her front pocket. I mean come on, we guys have pockets that go 1/2 way to our knee in length I mean I can actualy lose stuff in mine. Well to whatever resolve it's still irritating as hell! To those with the answers to my questions please reply and to everyone else comment, laugh, debate, but most of all have fun.

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rukia92

16 years ago

Greed wrote...

I just don't understand women at all. They say they want a guy to take charge, but when you tie them to a chair and gag them all of a sudden its Cry Cry Cry

let me guess, you use the metal handcuff instead of the fuzzy ones. trust me, spend the extra 5.95 and get the fuzzy ones... that always works for me, I mean... hey look over there! ::tip toes out the door::

SiC

16 years ago

If it makes you feel any better, I'm sometimes just as confused by guys as you are by us. It's mutual.

expletivedeleted

16 years ago

Hmmm. Now if we published the answers here, do you think the book would sell? Or would it be one of the books everyone is afraid to be caught reading?

The Jesus

16 years ago

expletivedeleted wrote...

Hmmm. Now if we published the answers here, do you think the book would sell? Or would it be one of the books everyone is afraid to be caught reading?

I think we need more Q&A. Then we can combine it with the thread about guys and call it "Cocks and Pussies: The Truth About Men and Women." It'll be a best seller and everyone will love us.

[Greed]

16 years ago

I don't think there really is much to write about guys.
I just don't think we're really complicated.

If we say something that's what it means.
Women? You need a dictionary, a thesaurus, two translators and a PH'd in language just to truly understand the hidden meaning in the first few words of their sentence.

if I may quote a great mentor of mine

"when a woman says nothing is wrong, Something is wrong

When they say something is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong

and when a woman says EVERYTHING is wrong, you better not laugh your ass off"

Oh and if you permit me a few more min of your time

WHY, I ask WHY do women complain about guys always cheating on them and they always attract the wrong guys?
BUt they always choose the manipulative bad boy over the Nice romantic guy.

Yeah I've been there plenty of times

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