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:D cool... i wish i could have one... :D

What... the maid outfit? Surprisingly, under the right circumstances and for the proper amount of money, I would. I've walked around my town wearing a thong over my pants with a stuffed bear in the crotch just for the hell of it. I even got kicked out of a hardware store, and not allowed to ever come back, for pointing it at people. I've worn and done a lot of things that "normal" people would consider "abnormal." Although for some reason, I'm not too keen on walking around with my ass exposed to the elements. Its not a matter of embarrassment, I just have this strange aversion to the idea.

An online translator says it means "Fuck" Either just the word or as in "to Fuck"

Probably because its too close to the idea of assless chaps.

Interesting stuff you've done.....The most abnormal thing I've done was....Go to work with my bed head. Which is 80% of the time vertical going up 5inches or so.

I bought a box of douche for the sole reason of bringing it to school. Luckily there were 2 bottles, because one of my friends took it, started spraying it all over the halls and water fountains, and then one of the Spanish teachers took it, started waving it around in the air and yelling, "What is this?" A couple years later when I had his class, I saw it sitting on a filing cabinet and broke out laughing. The other one I managed to keep. In my Computer Science class I was literally introducing it to people saying, "This is my douche," then I would point to the bag the bottle was in and would say, "and this is my douche bag." I tired of it quickly, so after my P.E. class, I started spraying it in the hall and punted it against a wall, making it explode.

There are so many stories I could tell you guys, like the time I played dead, very convincingly, in the middle of a basketball court at a park while people were in the middle of a game or the time I almost got arrested for asking a little league baseball coach for a cigarette. Oh, the memories...

please do tell us mister~

im sure everyone wants to hear more~ :D

Well, there's this park a couple blocks from my house. I don't remember the details all to well because I was tripping balls, but I was watching the little league game from the hill behind one of the dugouts. I used to be on one of the teams so aside from the seemingly strange events I was interpreting from my mind-altered state, there was an element of nostalgic reminiscence. For whatever reason, I decided to roll down the hill, into the dugout, and slammed into the batting cage, which apparently was quite disturbing to just about everyone in within a 30 yard radius. I laid there for about a minute or so, then I sat up, looked the coach of one of the teams dead in the eye, and said, "Yo, you got a smoke." The threats of police being brought into the picture instinctively influenced me to say, "Holy fuck, I just wanted a fucking cigarette." I guess saying this in the presence of about 40 or so 8-12 year old children was enough to motivate the adults to all call the police. Needless to say, I didn't have any desire to see what would happen next, so I left. When I got home, I smoked about an eighth of pot with my friends and my brother, shot up some heroin, listened to Jimi Hendrix, and several hours later, I passed out.

If I get a considerable amount of requests to hear other accounts of my "drug induced antics" I may have to start a thread devoted to reminiscent stories of my more adventurous days. Well, the ones I can recall. Until then, I'll leave you with this.

::takes a bow and disappears in a cloud of smoke (kind of like a ninja)::

A story a day of The Jesus's antics. Sounds like the motivation for a sticky. Hell, at least we'll all get a "Oh no he didn't, lol" out of it.

Edit: @ The Jesus. Your drug fueled antics are on par with the antics I've always wanted to do..though not drug induced. I do/want to do them because I can.