HeroDuke wrote...
Fapping>Valium.
All of the benefits, without the side-effects.
Fuck that, I don't know what you're looking for when, and if, you take it, but valium is fucking wonderful. Fapping and valium are 2 totally different animals. It isn't impossible to compare them, but its a stretch if you try. Valium, or any benzodiazepine can help you sleep, but they're too unreliable to be considered sleep aids.
I've never actually felt any considerable "sleepiness" after fapping. Obviously, it requires energy to do, but unless I make a party out of it, slapping the weasel doesn't really do much for me when it comes to helping me sleep.