Fapping Roommates
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You have seen someone masturbate, the greatest sin of them all. Just by witnessing such an outrage, you have become an abomination unto humanity. Your only way out of this dilemma is ritual suicide.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Break glass to retrieve Emergency Rope (Red).
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Break glass to retrieve Emergency Rope (Red).
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gibbous wrote...
You have seen someone masturbate, the greatest sin of them all. Just by witnessing such an outrage, you have become an abomination unto humanity. Your only way out of this dilemma is ritual suicide. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Break glass to retrieve Emergency Rope (Red).
This may not be the first time he has seen someone masturbate. Watching porn about people masturbating. But this is a different case no?
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You should have waited till he came and then throw a fake bug at him (Like, a spider or w/e) and look at the cum flying everywhere =0
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Superior wrote...
Awkward!This.
I can live the fact that people do it, no problem with that. Just don't when you're near me, as I don't look at porn when my roommate would be around.
So he shouldn't have done it with you there, and you should make him aware of it. If all fails, punch him in the dick.
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Dirty wrote...
You should have waited till he came and then throw a fake bug at him (Like, a spider or w/e) and look at the cum flying everywhere =0That could become a bit... counterproductive I suppose, as the cum could just as well decide to land on him xD
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Doesn't bother me. Just as long as someone takes care to at least be a little personable and private about it I don't care. We all do it, no point it getting angry or disgusted when someone else does it near you.
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NoAdmin wrote...
FUN FACT: I fucked his girlfriend (more than once) before he did! I was the one who introduced them. Not relevant, but it makes me smile.
That such a pimp thing to say.
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Pretend to fall asleep, then say something that would kill the mood, like...
"munm...Chemical Castration"
"munm...Chemical Castration"
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
Tsurayu wrote...
Doesn't bother me. Just as long as someone takes care to at least be a little personable and private about it I don't care. We all do it, no point it getting angry or disgusted when someone else does it near you.this. at least he took the effort to wait til you're sleeping. holding it in isn't easy lol...
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NoAdmin wrote...
Okay, I want to ask for yall's opinion.The Story:
This one time, i was hanging out in the dorm, laying on my bed and watching TV. Across the room, my roommate is on the computer using Instant Messenger to talk to his Girlfriend. Out of curiosity, i look up and see, very clearly, that his girlfriend is putting on a little "show" for him. I personally didn't really care about it, so i stayed quiet and continued to watch TV. Just a few minutes later, i hear a sound... I look up... and what do i see but my roommate's dick out of his pants, and in his palm (I assume he thought i was asleep). Wanting to avoid an awkward scene I roll over, swallow my disgust, cover my head with a pillow, and go to sleep.
So, my question is, do yall think its messed up to fap while your roommate is still in the room? (regardless if he is a asleep or not)
FUN FACT: I fucked his girlfriend (more than once) before he did! I was the one who introduced them. Not relevant, but it makes me smile.
lol your naughty XD