Fapping Roommates

If this ever happens again, you need to stand behind him very quietly, just watching him and/or the screen as he is fapping. Then you need to start moaning and rubbing you zipper area as you lightly bump his chair. After he freaks out and you wake up from being knocked out, politely explain to him it is not right to fap openly to pictures and videos while you are in the room.

rofl good 1 XDDDD

I once told my roommate (who loves hentai so I know he faps) he can fap in the dorm even with me in the same room, under two conditions. One, he turn off the lights (laptops and the desktop PC are the exception), and Two, if he shoots cum in my direction and my blanket gets some of his jizz, he has to buy me a new blanket the next day.

Lawl.

Next time, get behind him so his girlfriend can see you in the background and make some lewd gestures to her. When he turns around to find out what his girlfriend is noticing you slap him with your cock and say, "BITCH! Not when I'm here!"

Or you can be nice and just ask him to make sure he doesn't do it while you're there again...the choice is yours.

Lol fine if you're okay with that I guess.

that's what heavy throwable objects are for.

I am ninja fapper, I have never been caught~~

over9000 faps taken

oh oh record it and use it to black mail him like put a fake picture where the chick was like of practically any of the chicks in would u fuck it threads either way id get him good

XD oh man you made me laugh and cough at the same time. Almost died but worth the laugh.

Lights out means no one can hear you. Only then is it alright.

I am the bone of my boner
Sweaty is my body, pounding is my blood
I have created over a thousand(9000?)cumshots
Unknown to shame, nor known to witnesses
Have withstood urges to create many pleasures
Yet those hands will often hold a thing
So, as I pray, Unlimited Fap Works!

I would have went "HEY!!!" or maybe made some loud banging noise in the next room so he can wake up from masturbating....:)

In the other hand, I wouldn't want to know anyone else masturbating, it just sicken me...unless its myself. Flapping should always be discrete and to yourself.