StrayDog wrote...
I was struck in the head by a golf club once. My IQ took a real dive, but I developed retard strength so it's all good.
MM LOL i used to be skilled in sports and drawing before a basketball hit me on the head 2x in one day ever since then ive been a reclusive smart guy who sucks at sports and is good at writing poetry also after that i started getting lazy too
on the car thing... i nearly got hit 3x
1 was friday the 13th early morning when i went to go get some bread at a nearby bakery as i rode home at the cross section of the road i heard an incoming van so i hit the brakes ... unluckily the front part of my bike "miraculously" detached (after i spent time tightening it the day before) and sent me flying to the middle of the cross section i nearly got hit good thing the driver stopped in time
2 was crossing the road at night when suddenly car appeared causing me to dive in front thereby avoiding death
3 same as 2 with the difference it was at a road turn