MrJokuh wrote...
I'd grope a total stranger if certain criteria are to be met:
*erhem*
1. The aforementioned is that of the opposite sex.
2. The aforementioned is the initiator of such event.
That is all.
Chances are pretty slim, eh?
Just pretend that the aforementioned is thinking exactly the same as you concerning point 2 and there shall be no problems... except if she is not xD