Have you ever been "offended"?

Gipsies around here tend to call other people like "white bitch" and similar. It's funny since they're the first to bitch about being discriminated.
Best answer is something like "Oh dear sir, I'm an illegal immigrant spreading swine flu, and you're retarded. Everyone has their own problems, huh?"
This usually leaves them speechless and you're far away from them before they realize they've been insulted.

Me and my cousin make to many racist jokes about our race. For example I told him recently:

"Hey so I heard that your dad's birthday is coming up, so... do I need to bring that sombrero? Because I was watching that television, which I'm sure never heard of; that it's gonna be hot and sunny over at that Rio Grande."
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"Then the man proceeded to say that I am a stupid illegal immigrant and that I need to go back to my country,and for my people to stop spreading the swine flu,because its "our" fault."

Depending on which race he was you should have made a smart ass remark on how stupid he was.

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"Has there ever been a moment in your life when someone said or did something offensive to your race or colour?"

As far as offensive comments go, I've never really been told anything other than by my cousin. It's probably because I'm white complected.

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Lamz0-r
"Oh dear sir, I'm an illegal immigrant spreading swine flu, and you're retarded. Everyone has their own problems, huh?"

That's an awesome comeback...

got called a mexican for having tanned skin, punched that guy in the face

wait, you offended the guy for being asian?

oh, a payback, if you started it you'd be a douche

But he didn't so he's... not a douche I suppose.

hey, i like your new avy :) so serene

I've got the whole "You're a Nazi because you have a German background." from multiple people during highschool. I often reminded them that I was about 3/4 of the reason they weren't failing.

Wait... So your saying Communism wasn't serene?! ;)
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@AxlHardy20

*High fives*

what so serene about revolution and war

Too bad you don't live in Cali cause you can just say this is our native land from the start. No normal person has ever offended me, I don't think many people would actually. Their was these two skin heads that did though. Let just say I was able to walk away from that situation they weren't able to do the same.

Aww that was the joke...

I've only been offended once and that was by Michael Moore with the cartoon in "Bowling for Columbine".

(I'm a very calm laid back guy by the way)

No it wasnt Cero technically its asian land =3 lol jk but yeah Americans did alot of fucking horrible shit in the past, but yeah ive been offended but they dont say it again cus ppl know i dont take shit from no-one, even if he's 6'1

Eh? Not really. ^_^ I tend to laugh about jokes about my race. Though I don't like making comments about other races, considering I don't know how they feel or if they'd laugh at it. I think before making a racist joke or something, I'd probably ask the person if they would be offended, or ask them not to take it seriously. >:3