hospital hell!

hi I just got out of the hospital!! I had a nasty stomach virus and it was not pleasant I had to drink this gallon of fluid and......well it was not a great night!
now I am out and I feel like shit I have to take pills and I have to go back to school work which I am behind in!!

so tell me what was your worst hospital experience?

MINE WAS WHEN THE DOCTOR TOUCHED MY BALLS AND TOLD ME TO COUGH

This^^ He didn't even tell me he was gonna do it. When he touched it, I was like WTF!!! The hell is wrong with you!

Basically it. I got violated.

My papsmear.

I broke my arm and the doctor was like, relax it's gonne be ok. Then he started to bend my arm back and forth. They later said he was a newbie -______- I let that fucking doctor have a piece of my mind.

^^This!!^^

The only Difference is that my personal Doctor is a very cute lady...so i had to fight to keep my mind out of the gutter while she was holding my "junk"!
O__O

Lucky bastard. Mine was a guy around his 40's or something.

Wow that sucks!
My Doctor is in her 20's
sorry!
*lends you my doctor*

But for real, being born. Almost died.

About 7 years ago I woke up in the ICU of St. Charles Medical Center in Bend, Oregon. I had wires rigged to my chest, tubes in my legs and arms A tube going down my throat and oxygen being pumped into me via a gas mask. I had more than 1 IV being put into me not to mention the caterer. There were also electrodes wired to my skull. I woke up with a splitting headache blurry vision and a searing pain in my back from the spinal tap the doctors had preformed a few hours earlier (For those of you who may not know that is where the hospital staff take a very thick need and literally bore through the bone of your spinal column to extract fluid from your spinal cord. I had been air lifed there from my hometown due to a series of seizures I had had that morning.

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Fortunately for me I've never had to go the hospital for my own medical reasons. So as dumb as it sounds my worst would probably be when I was a kid and having to be bored to tears sitting in a hospital waiting room for hours because of a family member. Isn't it amazing how ungrateful we were as kids? ^_^;;

Well i only had to go to the hospital once to have my lip sowed back since my upper lip was almost cut in half though the experience wasnt that bad. The bad experience i had was when i had to take my sister to the hospital since she had twisted her ankle badly and the swelling just kept getting bigger had to wait about 3 hour for her to get any medical attention.

At first, I thought the worst time for me to go to the hospital was when I got Dengue... until my brother was born XD... UNTIL I GOT CIRCUMCISED >_<!!!

When I managed to break my arm in a complicated way, the morning after the first night. Had one of those 50 year sisters of the type 1,65m2 x 1,65m2 General Field Marshals wife coming in and asking me almost like a drill seargent "need help with washing?!" followed by me sitting up straight in bed crying out "HELL NO!" (yes even though my arm did hurt!)
Trust me. If you get a wake up call that way, you'll have nightmares for the entire time you spend there just like me.

I think the Hospital is fine. Specially when the nurse and Doctors are woman...

Same thing here. Although at the time my mind was preoccupied hoping that I wouldn't fart in his face.

For all my accidents and bad health as a child i never really end up in a hospital bed i tend to recover very quickly from almost anything from emotional pain to physical stuff

on topic when my allergies were at their worst they tried giving me a treatment where they'd inject the allergen into my bloodstream hopefully making me better sadly...
at a 1/100 dilution i had some kind of bruise creeping up my arm like geostigma from ff7 or sumn hurts like crap next week at 1/1000 it was like a creeping rash not painful just itchy like a rash next week at 1/10000 it was seemingly fine until i had a severe asthma attack the next night (if all of you think the asthma inst weird it is to me i never get that) ... so not what i expected more or less we discontinued

also one summer not in a not exactly a hospital people usually get bitten by rabid dogs time of year so happens... i got bitten it wasnt really all that hellish it was just hot and boring people screaming from being plugged by syringes and whatnot when it was my turn people stare at me as if i was gnna cry or pass out being a small and scrawny kid but i just sat there being plugged like a pincushion not even flinching everyone just wondered and stared... the next hour i had to wait to get the last shot... w/c was probably the worst since its a fricken huge needle and they plug it in yer ass -_- it wasnt so painful when they plug it but after ... oh man its like a painful bruise ya cant just sleep from

i have bad luck with needles and stuff but it still doesnt scare me the least bit or hurt for the matter

This!

But overall, I love being hospitalized, (slashed foot, appendicitis, etc.)

Last time I was in the hospital ..

Concussion?

Yeah that was probably it.

Stop whining about a doctor touching your balls. Id let my doctor touch my balls all the time if it helps her figure out I dont have a hernia.
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let my doctor touch my balls all the time if it helps her figure out
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if it helps her figure out
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helps her
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her.

In all seriousness though, the worst part for me was when I had a staph infection, not ON my ass, but RIGHT ABOVE my anus.

You have no idea how painful it was just to sit down, take a shit, walk...

When I was there, I had to lie down on my stomach, and she had to... well...

Slice it open, then squeeze all the pus out of it.

The... the PAIN!!