hospital hell!

lol, sucks to have it there. I had one on my neck, and it still hurt like hell.

Anyway, my worst time was july this year, had a infection on my heart muscles. Was scary waking up with pain in the chest and almost not being able to breath, even though it stopped after about an hour. Had to stay at the hospital for a few days, and when I finally got home I had to take long walks and not do anything fun for a month.

when I was 14, I had a an infection in my intestines, not sure if bacterial or viral, but it felt like I had swallowed broken glass, Had to wait for 5 hours in terrible pain, the stayed overnight, and got the one stupid nurse who couldn't find a vein, my own Mother (she was Nurse for a while) had to do it for the nurse. Worse night ever.

I thought I would have got at least a reply. But oh well. As far as I have seen some of you have had very nasty trips to the hospital as well. My respect goes to you that have.

Just read it and....

shit. Ive got nothing on that :|

Thank you sir.

Walking in with my mate after a spray paint can blew up in our faces lol it was a sight.

My worst hospital experience was when I dislocated my left shoulder and nearly broke my arm in two places back in fifth grade. It was sucky as hell - I was confined in the hospital for at least three weeks for minor surgery and recuperation, I was almost always hooked up on dextrose, I can only find and read medical journals and magazines in there, no TV, the nurse confiscated my Gameboy, and I had to spend nights in drug-induced stupor (almost like tipsy) due to the medication they kept injecting for my throbbing arm once per night.

That time with the doctor-ball-touching, and the doctor was a woman and I was getting an erection and she DIDN'T. SAY. ANYTHING. I felt so awkward! ANYTHING, ANYTHING she would have said would have very likely made it less awkward. But no, she didn't say anything, she just started licking my penis.

To be serious, uh... I never really had any bad experiences with doctors worse than-
I JUST REMEMBERED ONE! I used to get terrible nosebleeds when I was young, so some of the veins in my nose had to be burned away and it hurt a lot. They put like this giant matchstick into your nose and shine a really hot lamp on it.

And to all the people who have had really terrible hospital experiences, deepest sympathy.

My vision was cutting out in school one day and so I went to the doctor and they sent me to the hospital where I was hooked to an IV and a heart monitor. My heart was beating as they described it (as fast as someone on meth). They did an ultrasound? of my chest and checked my stuff out. Got released at 3 in the morning. It was really uncool, I had awesome plans for that night.

when i got examined by a damn cute nurse, and suddenly i got a boner.

Thats hell? Shiiiiiit, Im so there! :D

My hell was having a wart frozen off my foot. It wasnt a pleasant experience. :(